Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Yesterday MB’s friend jumped into a river in Paris.

Insane.

Today he won’t accept he’s in a river in Egypt.

He’s clearly in denial.

 

[Rocky]

Rocky talks to himself.

Nobber.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky often changes horses in midstream and knows that a stitch in time makes light work.

 

[Speicher]

In order to do any stitching, Uppers will need all the help he can get on this thread.

I am off to sew some seeds in my garden.

 

[Rocky]

Wol has stolen Doug’s post and now he intends to sew her. Quilt right too

 

[Speicher]

It seams that Rocky is now being defensive.

 

[All uphill]

Speicher last post is a lie. It was fabricated

 

[Rocky]

Uppers feels it’s a stitch up. However he’s always embroidered the truth.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is very crewel when he criticises Upper's embroidery skills.

 

[Rocky]

Wol knows I didn’t know what crewel is. She’s just needling me.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky asked Uppers, "Can I buy your tapestry?"

 

[All uphill]

Speicher is in a Carole King tribute band and sung:

"My life has been a tapestry
Of rich and jewelled hue"

By then the audience had snoozed off into a gentle slumber.

 

[stephec]

AU has never met anyone called Carol, until recently though he had a girlfriend called Lorraine.

Unfortunately she caught him having a bit of how's your father with Claire-Lee and dumped him straight away, it's not all bad news though as now he can see Claire-Lee now that Lorraine has gone.

 

[All uphill]

Stephec was happily singing
" Gone are all obstacles in my way"
when he walked into a lamppost

 

[Rocky]

As a vegan and Earl Grey tea lover, Uppers hates Bohemian Rhapsody when Freddie Mercury sings......“Saving his life from this warm sausage tea”............