Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Speicher still paints her face like Adam Ant in his "pirate" phase.

 

[Rocky]

Rog was Morrissey’s happiness coach……..and Heaven Knows He’s Miserable Now

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky still dresses like Morrissey: flowery shirt, NHS glasses and a bunch of daffodils stuffed into his arsecrack.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When working at the docks a visitor asked rogz where he could find the urinal. "Dunno mate" says rogz "but there's a new one unloading on dock 5".

 

[rogerzilla]

26 once clingfilmed all the work toilets for a laugh.

 

[Moon bunny]

Rogerzilla and his plastic dog turd, what a wag!

 

[rogerzilla]

^^ Bzzt, not a lie. I have one and my daughters are always leaving it in terrible places.

 

[stephec]

Turd and pussy jokes, RZ can fill a two hour stand up routine with them alone.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Turd and pussy jokes, RZ can fill a two hour stand up routine with them alone.

Steph prefers willies...

... He also likes willy jokes too!

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug won't use the toilet on a plane in case his poo lands on someone. Except when flying over Germany, where apparently they pay good money for that sort of thing.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug won't use the toilet on a plane in case his poo lands on someone. Except when flying over Germany, where apparently they pay good money for that sort of thing.

And this is why Rz lives in Germany!

 

[Rocky]

Doug has a friend in Germany who has recently been diagnosed with coeliac disease. Apparently it's a custom for other coeliacs to chase and try and hit them with bread to make them feel welcome.

It's called gluten tag.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky stood in the reception of an Austrian hotel shouting for "service", but staff just kept smiling and repeating it back to him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rz has a nice little Pension in Klagenfurt.

 

[Rocky]

Doug is about to set off for his annual holiday in the delightfully named town of Rimsting. It’s only an hour from Munich and is famous for its manufacture of herbal suppositories and throat lozenges. Don’t get them mixed up, Doug.