Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky played in the back row-he was a tight @**e prop. Never buys a drink, our Rocky.

MB was let into a secret a while back.
I was in the front row, in front of Rocky. My arse wasn't tight after a while...


Sorry Rocky.

 

[Rocky]

Yesterday Doug won the raffle twice that gave him five for the price of three on rugby tickets.

Yes, he won two, three for five, six nations tickets........four what it's worth

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is not stupid, but he knows that Einstein invented reproduction and family trees and stuff, with The Theory Of Relativity.

 

[Rocky]

Doug knows that Einstein developed his e = mc2 formula after conversing with his Yorkshire neighbour……
Ee by gum.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky isn't insane and he's got the certificates to prove it!

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug was Liz Truss' speechwriter.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug was Liz Truss' speechwriter.

Steady on!!

Yes, I even told her to be all indignant like a school girl doing a speech at a school project assembly about the cheese and pork markets.

"That, is, a, disgrace!"

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug has been trying to work out which surgical support he can afford. For some reason this activity is exciting the financial markets (and there's even a Wikipedia page explaining Doug's choices) - in fact it's now known as trussonomics.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky is writing a paper on natural roofing materials and their costs.

It's about thatchernomics.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is writing a paper on natural roofing materials and their costs.

It's about thatchernomics.

Au is currently studying the sewerage systems of the nation.

He's called it Brownonomics.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whereas @Rocky is a product of nominative determinism, as he studies fortunate geological formations.

He calls it Gladstoneomics

 

[Speicher]

Doug is very economical with the truth.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is very economical with the truth.

SPEICHER CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!



It's why she's a Mod.

 

[Rocky]

Oh look.......I do believe that's Doug sitting on the naughty step.

 

[Rocky]

Doug's favourite joke is:

What do you call it when four CC moderators play musical instruments together?...................... Banned