Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Rocky was very dissappointed when the Furka Oberalp Bahn changed its name.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky was very dissappointed when the Furka Oberalp Bahn changed its name.

Yep, the old 'F**k Off bahn' (FO) is now the 'MGB', after merging with the 'BVZ'.

Anyway, Speicher still giggles like a schoolgirl at the 'FART' bahn.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher still giggles like a schoolgirl at the 'FART' bahn.

Doug knows that I was going to mention the Fart buses of the Ticino region of Italy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug knows that I was going to mention the Fart buses of the Ticino region of Italy.

Speicher knows the boat services on Lake Ticino are known as the 'Wet Fahrts'.

 

[Rocky]

Doug is well known for his weather forecasting and his knowledge of German folklore. Many a time when asked if we need to take an umbrella, Doug has replied: "Wenn der Hahn kräht auf dem Mist, dann ändert sich das Wetter, oder es bleibt wie es ist.”


(If the rooster crows on a heap of dung, the weather will either change or remain the same).

That's pretty profound, Doug.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

German would be Rocky's second language if he could ever master his first (English).

 

[rogerzilla]

26 was the man who discovered that "Top Gun" has the atmosphere of a gay porno when you select German dubbing.

 

[All uphill]

Roger watches loads of French art films with the subtitles off hoping to learn the language.

So far he can identify "Bonjour" but can never remember if it means "give me a fag" or " give me a kiss" as those are the two actions that always follow.

 

[Moon bunny]

You should paint the plasturd with fish paste and take a photograph of the cat licking it.

 

[All uphill]

Moon Bunny has a weird sense of humour!

Oh, that's not a lie.

MB is going to make her fortune selling plastic snot.

 

[Rocky]

Talking of lying….. the school phoned Uppers last week and said, "Your son's been telling lies."

Uppers replied, "Well, tell him he's really good - I haven't got any kids!"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky went to school once.

He wasn't allowed back for a second attempt

 

[All uphill]

Tbt was home schooled.

He liked school so much he made it his home. His parents were relieved.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

At school Uppers learned to count his chickens before they hatched

 

[Moon bunny]

While 26x25 leaped before he looked. It wasn’t pretty.