Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Rog's investment banker used all of his money to buy a leather jacket and a motorcycle, and when Rog asked for it back he told him to "sit on it".

Rog thinks he might be running a Fonzi scheme.

 

[Speicher]

Even in summer Rocky has frozen assets.

He also has a hedge fund, because he does not like the Leylandii at the end of his garden.

 

[Rocky]

In the late 1970s, Wol had one of the very early English made electric cars. It was known as a British Leyland i

 

[Speicher]

In the late 1980's, Rocky was still using a horseless carriage.

 

[rogerzilla]

Speicher wrote a script for a children's show based entirely on her own life, but both Ant and Dec refused to appear in Speicher Grove.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Grove L was rog's part autobiography about his years begging.

 

[rogerzilla]

Raleigh named the Grifter after 26's practice of asking for sponsorship for epic bike rides, then spending it all on "expenses" like massages and a bigger bike shed.

 

[Rocky]

Rog went to his masseuse...

Past tense.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky once started a car valeting business called The Happy Finish but was asked to polish and wax quite the wrong kind of bodywork.

 

[Rocky]

Rog got fired from his job at the massage parlour for rubbing people up the wrong way.

 

[Drago]

Rocky had an affair with Bulwinkle.

 

[Rocky]

Drago as we all know is Scottish and has a broad Scottish accent. When in Canada last summer he walked into a bar.

He noticed there was an animal's head hanging on the wall and asked the bartender what it was.

"A moose" replied the bartender

"Jesus christ! If that's a moose, how big are the cats here?" Said Drago.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Rocky isn't - he's turfed all over in lush soft grass.

 

[rogerzilla]

Roubaix tried to cut his sward with a sword and made a right mess.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

rog crept into the crypt and crapped. That was a right mess too.