Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I went to have a quiet sit in the cemetery. Rocky and his mates, MDB, Uppers and steph were carrying a coffin around. I had to go to a meeting but when I got back for some more chill time the four of them were still carrying the same coffin to and fro. I'm afraid they had all lost the plot

 

[All uphill]

I went to have a quiet sit in the cemetery. Rocky and his mates, MDB, Uppers and steph were carrying a coffin around. I had to go to a meeting but when I got back for some more chill time the four of them were still carrying the same coffin to and fro. I'm afraid they had all lost the plot

26 saw we were lost and nodded seriously to a piece of opened ground. You could say he had a grave expression.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I went to have a quiet sit in the cemetery. Rocky and his mates, MDB, Uppers and steph were carrying a coffin around. I had to go to a meeting but when I got back for some more chill time the four of them were still carrying the same coffin to and fro. I'm afraid they had all lost the plot

Yep, lost it years ago.

26 saw we were lost and nodded seriously to a piece of opened ground. You could say he had a grave expression.

Au was actually digging for compliments at the time as well, but it got buried in the situation.

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

Mad Doug used to spend all his time digging for compliments…

Till he hit a gas main and the city took away his shovel.

 

[Rocky]

Fritz likes jokes about digging. He's got a whole portfolio of them but this is his favourite one.......

What do you call a man who has finished digging? ......... Doug




(Please note: no Dougs were hurt in the making of this joke)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

(Please note: no Dougs were hurt in the making of this joke)

... I was!

 

[Moon bunny]

Mad Doug has left his webcam on. Turn it off Doug, we don’t want to see you doing that!

 

[Rocky]

Moon bunny doesn’t realise that some of us have paid good money to see Doug do that.







I just love a man who crochets online….such an amazing pattern there, Doug.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Talking of digging. Rocky got a new job. Digging. On his first day the foreman severely confused poor Rocky when he presented him with 3 shovels and asked him to take his pick.

 

[All uphill]

When the other labourers talked about the foreman 26 thought they were referring to Rocky.

Probably because he is the size of four men.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers last job was in a packing factory. Unfortunately he was sacked.

He had a big roll of bubble wrap and said to the foreman "Boss, what shall I do with this?" He said "Just pop it over there in the corner". It took Uppers all day.

 

[Speicher]

Mary Poppings springs to mind.
One of Rocky's favourite things is brown paper parcels tied up with string.

 

[All uphill]

Speicher hates having raindrops on her roses. So messy.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Uppers has been attempting (and failing) to grow a moustache so he's jealous of Whiskers on Kittens

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher hates having raindrops on her roses. So messy.

Au sympathises as, in his words

'It's never nice to get your sweets wet, especially when they are chocolate'.

Uppers has been attempting (and failing) to grow a moustache so he's jealous of Whiskers on Kittens

tBt doesn't find it funny that a kitten has more command of the effects of puberty than Au does. 😆