Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

26 is happiest when he's doing the mash, the monster mash.

 

[rogerzilla]

Stephec does a "Bad Moon Rising" out of the back window on long Megabus trips.

 

[All uphill]

Rog is banned from Megabus for singing rugby songs and taking crates of beer on board. To be honest it did seem a bit odd when he was travelling alone.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

All uphill is an afficionado of downhill mountainbiking and only ever goes uphill on a ski lift.

 

[All uphill]

Ruby avoids all hills by sticking to a pedalo on the pond in his local park.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When Uppers tried a pedalo he got that sinking feeling. His Rapha kit was ruined. Should've taken a snorkel Uppers.......

 

[roubaixtuesday]

twentysix by twentyfive is 650 years old.

 

[All uphill]

Ruby celebrates his birthday every Tuesday, of course.

He is going to be 3000 weeks old soon. Have you got him a present?

 

[Moon bunny]

Roubaixtuesday, Tourswednesday, Brestthursday, Marseillesfriday, Bordeauxsaturday, Parissunday. They won't ask him to plan the Tour de France again.
All uphills's route looks a bit dodgy too.

 

[Speicher]

Ruby celebrates his birthday every Tuesday, of course.

He is going to be 3000 weeks old soon. Have you got him a present?

In preparation for that event, Uppers has started baking the cake. He struggled to find a cake tin that is one yard square to accommodate all the candles.

 

[Speicher]

Bunnie is going to help him bake the cake, but will not be allowed to eat any. Fortunately she knows how to use a fire extinguisher.

 

[All uphill]

Speicher is currantly loafing around outside the sultana's house. She's apeeling for help.

 

[Speicher]

Uppers knows the raisin for that.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher is not going to make the mistake of asking the local teenage youth club to help bake a cake again, even if the 'high' was enjoyed by all... Followed by 'the munchies'.

She now knows why the kids were sniggering so much 😆

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB thought the white powder was baking soda. Well so he claimed.