rogerzilla
Legendary Member
I was taking a short cut through the cemetery and saw Mad Doug crouched behind a gravestone.
"Morning", I said.
"No, just having a poo".
"Morning", I said.
"No, just having a poo".
Post a lie about the poster above.
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Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rz doesn't realise that I was actually 'having' my lovely Indian friend, 'Apu'.
We thought it would be quiet enough at that time of morning.
Afterwards, he said
'Thankyou, please
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Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Being a right weird one, Rockay was also swimming in it and exclaiming
'I swim in all of your souls!'
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Mad Doug would like to dip his finger into our souls.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
More than just my finge... Ahem... Anyway, Rz became a Podiatrist just so that he could annoy people by running his fingernail up the soles of their feet.
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Mad Doug obviously doesn't know a podiatrist is a special vet that treats obesity in groups of whales.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Having seen some of the obese people who attend due to their lack of mobility, Rz KNOWS it!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Doug does not like sitting on the naughty step!
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Speicher lives under the stairs, like Harry Potter.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher doesn't know I like to sit on something, but it isn't necessarily the 'naughty step' 😆
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Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rz still loves to play under the stairs and pretends he's in a submarine!
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Mad Doug is secretly having an affair with Hetty the hoover. She knows he likes the furry attachment best.
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
When Roger was caught sniffing a line of white powder he became very angry and said he was just hoovering in an environmentally friendly way.
To prove it he nose hoovered the rest of the house.
To prove it he nose hoovered the rest of the house.
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Uppers keeps those little clear bags from Covid test kits and uses them to sell Vim to stupid City bankers.
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