Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher needed her broadband unblocked by Dyno-Rod because of all the filth that goes down it.

Whilst Rzla just deletes his internet history and cookies.

No, wait, this is meant to be a lie... Rzla is actually a 7 year old girl and has the purest, cutest search history ever.

Top of the list is 'Bunny Rabitts'

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

Fritz tried his hand at writing children's books but "Hugh Janus takes his trusty Rover Dogging" was rejected by every publisher in Britain.

Meanwhile Mad Doug’s search history reads like an old ladies in jello porn’s greatest hit list.

Rare piece of truth… Fritz did write a children’s book but it verged on porn and so wasn’t submitted to a publisher.

Frau Fritz and the kids thought it was scream though…

 

[Speicher]

Fritz is effluent in many foreign languages.

 

[stephec]

Speicher is responsible for translating all known profanities into Esperanto.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph was responsible for inventing most of the profanities

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

26 by 25 stays up late at night reading lists of steph’s profanities in Esperanto, he has to do this on the toilet with the door closed to keep from awakening his wife with all the giggling…

And other odd noises.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

fk thinks that 'Profanities' is a book in the Old Testament.

 

[Speicher]

Most of Doug's profanities are anti-deluvian.

 

[Moon bunny]

Some of the things Speicher has words for, I didn’t even think were possible.

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

Moon Bunny saves money on air filters for her car by turning them over every 30,000km and letting the engine suck them clean…

“It’s so simple I don’t know why everybody doesn’t do it” says the ginger vampire/home auto mechanic.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

fritz hangs used tea bags out to dry so they can be reused.

 

[All uphill]

26x25 reuses toilet paper; well it's not really reusing because he uses the other side of the paper second time.

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

fritz hangs used tea bags out to dry so they can be reused.

Not a lie… it’s the wife actually… her dad was from the north of England and might as well have been Scottish he was so frugal, some of it may have rubbed off.

All uphill is so impressed by his own avatar that he spends much of his day scratching about in the local common in a chicken suit.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

fritz was inspired by Uppers costume so dressed up as an egg so he could get laid

 

[Rocky]

26 will not be telling any more egg jokes.....because, as they say in France, un oeuf is un oeuf.