Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Rocky has been trying to work out what would make her sleepwalk, he's been on it all day but he's nun the wiser.

 

[rogerzilla]

Stephec sleepcycles and has done both PBP and LEL without realising.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The last time Rz sleep walked, he destroyed half of Tokyo



Being a giant reptile is not fun when you have a sleep disorder you know.

 

[stephec]

MDB is a lizard person, and is the lovechild of David Icke and QEII.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB is a lizard person, and is the lovechild of David Icke and QEII.

Stephec does not yet realise his error.

These are scurrilous lies, but even so... OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!

We can't have this going any further!!

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug invented the whole QAnon thing as a distraction to stop people looking too deeply into the Illuminati, which he runs from a spare room in Basildon.

 

[Rocky]

Bond, Basil Don Bond is Rog’s nom de plume. He’s really known as Richard and has had a song written about him…….it goes something like this:

Good evening, I'm from Essex
In case you couldn't tell
My given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
And I'm doing very well

 

[rogerzilla]

With apologies to Ian Dury.

Good evening, I'm from Sheppey
Where all ambition dies
My given name is Rocky
I look like Jabberwocky
And I live on Scampi Fries

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

Rogerzilla has given up his day job to make a living as a poet.

He’s currently in the final stages of starvation

 

[rogerzilla]

Fritz tried his hand at writing children's books but "Hugh Janus takes his trusty Rover Dogging" was rejected by every publisher in Britain.

 

[Rocky]

Rog has joined up with the Blockheads and released a new single…….

Knock me down with a feather, Clever Roger
Widebrows wonder whether Clever Roger’s clever
Either have they got, nor neither haven't not
Got no right to make a clot out of Roger

Why should I feel bad about something I ain't had
Such stupidiness is mad
'Cos nothing underfoot comes to nothing less to add
To a load of old toot
And I ain't half not half glad 'cos there's nowhere to put it even if I had
I'm a bit of a Doug the Mad (biker)

Will it make number 1? I think the Dury is out on that one.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky played bass on "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rog has joined up with the Blockheads and released a new single…….

Knock me down with a feather, Clever Roger
Widebrows wonder whether Clever Roger’s clever
Either have they got, nor neither haven't not
Got no right to make a clot out of Roger

Why should I feel bad about something I ain't had
Such stupidiness is mad
'Cos nothing underfoot comes to nothing less to add
To a load of old toot
And I ain't half not half glad 'cos there's nowhere to put it even if I had
I'm a bit of a Doug the Mad (biker)

Will it make number 1? I think the Dury is out on that one.

You just made me actually read that! ☺️😆

Rocky played bass on "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick".

Rzla thinks the song is about playing the drums.

 

[Speicher]

Doug has just received a large Eccentricity Bill.

 

[rogerzilla]

Speicher needed her broadband unblocked by Dyno-Rod because of all the filth that goes down it.