Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Postie was doing the crossword today. 5 across’ clue was ‘postman carries heavy load’. At this stage, Mrs Postie thought she’d help and asked ‘how many letters?’

Bloody millions came the reply….

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky has told everyone that he is going to see the new Oppenheimer movie, but in reality, he's going to see Barbie!

 

[Rocky]

Doug likes nothing more than a big bang.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky is so old he was there - yes - at the Big Bang

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is so old he was there - yes - at the Big Bang

tBt works at Rocky's local Cinema and also witnessed it, i.e. Rocky, having camped out all night, finally banging through the newly opened cinema door to be the first customer to see Barbie!

 

[stephec]

MDB has his pink bikini and blonde wig at the ready, he's not going to see the Barbie film, it's just his normal weekend attire.

 

[Speicher]

Steph will be driving to the cinema in his pink Cadillac.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph will be driving to the cinema in his pink Cadillac.

Speicher was such a Tomboy when younger, Ken?

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug drives a gold Opel Manta with air horns that play "Dixie", fur trim, and a fox tail pinned to the aerial.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rz is President of the Lada Owners Club UK.

 

[All uphill]

Doug is the President of the Doug for President campaign.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is the President of the Doug for President campaign.

Can I rely on your vote? 🤔😆

 

[Landsurfer]

Can I rely on your vote? 🤔😆

I hear the Nuns on Craggy are hiding from you in the Lingerie department ..... again !!

 

[All uphill]

Landsurfer is really Mrs Doyle.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers saw a sleepwalking nun last night on his way home. He thinks she’s a roamin’ catholic.