Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cavalol]

Rocky used to work at the Post Office in Balmoral. He met the Queen there once, and didn't know whether to shake her hand or lick the back of her head.

 

[rogerzilla]

Cavalol has a brother called Proseccolmao.

 

[ExBrit]

Cavalol has a brother called Proseccolmao.

Due to an unfortunate typo at the registrar's office, Cavalol's father was named Rofl.

 

[rogerzilla]

ExBrit used to be called Britney but is now known to their friends as Keith.

 

[ExBrit]

ExBrit used to be called Britney but is now known to their friends as Keith.

Rogerz prefers to call me Britney, tho

 

[rogerzilla]

ExBrit still wears a red PVC catsuit like the one in "Oops...I Did It Again".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ExBrit still wears a red PVC catsuit like the one in "Oops...I Did It Again".

That's only because he can't get out of it, so of course he's just 'done it again' (better to do it in Huggies though).

Rz however likes to shave... Down there... Likes to wear a short skirt whilst commando and then just loves to get out of cars with his legs open like 'that', just to surprise/amuse... Mainly amuse... People.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Doug failed as a flasher. No one cared and he couldn't even get himself arrested

 

[stephec]

26 is careful to never flash anyone who's wearing glasses.

 

[Speicher]

Steph never flashes anyone, even if they are not wearing glasses, because he does not want to make a spectacle of himself.

 

[All uphill]

Speicher flashes her car headlights and waves at random strangers as she drives along. She thinks it will have them wondering who it was in the hearse waving at them.

 

[rogerzilla]

Uppers uses the company hearse for tip runs at the weekend.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uppers uses the company hearse for tip runs at the weekend.

'Oh those? No those are the ashes of our customers, honest!'

Rz was told on enquiring about the state of said Hearse.

 

[All uphill]

'Oh those? No those are the ashes of our customers, honest!'

Rz was told on enquiring about the state of said Hearse.

Doug wonders why his hearse is enormous and the ashtrays are so small.

 

[Drago]

Ignored Member has an ebay shop selling Dale Winton memorabilia.