Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Speicher knows the answer.

She says it's quite a lot.

Uppers knows it is twenty-four, twelve seconds and twelve twenty-seconds.

 

[All uphill]

Speicher hurts my head with her cleverness.

How does she do it?

 

[stephec]

Speicher is known as the human abacus, not because of her mathematical prowess but because of the large beaded necklace that she always wears.

She uses it to trot out her well worn catchphrase, 'you can count on me.'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher is known as the human abacus, not because of her mathematical prowess but because of the large beaded necklace that she always wears.

She uses it to trot out her well worn catchphrase, 'you can count on me.'

Stephec also knows the jumper she always wears is so worn that those are not always beads!

 

[stephec]

MDB's naughty posts really need to be nipped in the bud.

 

[Rocky]

Steph thinks that beer makes him clever.

In future he wants to be known as Bud the Wiser

 

[stephec]

Rocky, the only person who's ever gotten completely bladdered drinking cans of Kaliber.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB's naughty posts really need to be nipped in the bud.

Steph thinks that beer makes him clever.

In future he wants to be known as Bud the Wiser

Rocky, the only person who's ever gotten completely bladdered drinking cans of Kaliber.

Pills, pilling, I meant Pilling, Stephec... Or is that actually Pillsner? 🤔

 

[Rocky]

Doug: "I love you so much, I could never live without you."
Doug’s partner: "Is that you or the beer talking?"
Doug: "It's me talking to the beer."

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky once drank 32 pints of Tennent's Super and woke up in a Lincolnshire ditch with one kidney missing.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky once drank 32 pints of Tennent's Super and woke up in a Lincolnshire ditch with one kidney missing.

'Only the one?
Amateur!'


... Says Rz

 

[Rocky]

Talking of professionals......

Doug is a semi-pro boxer and is also an amateur pilot.

He's been deciding on a career and we're still waiting on his fight or flight response.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky entered a UFC competition thinking it was like KFC, and then found out he was chicken.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky knows why a boxing ring isn't called a square.

 

[Speicher]

Roger is a very slow typist.