Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Drago has just bought a first edition of Arthur Mullard's elocution book...........in a day or so, Drago, who happens to look like Arfur, will be speaking like him too.



Yuss me dear

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ignored Member has an ebay shop selling Dale Winton memorabilia.

Did... Someone say something? 🤔

 

[Speicher]

Doug has just bought a jigsaw puzzle of Wimbledon Centre Court. It seems there are some pieces missing, and there is no explanation as to why there is some confetti in the box.

 

[Rocky]

Wol's local tennis club doesn't allow courts to be pre-booked.

It works on a first come, first serve basis.

 

[stephec]

The only time Rocky gets involved with mixed doubles is when the whisky and brandy are flowing.

 

[rogerzilla]

The only time stephec visits a court is to explain to the magistrate why the back of Asda was a good place for a dump.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The only time stephec visits a court is to explain to the magistrate why the back of Asda was a good place for a dump.

Rz knows the legal argument is that the rest of the store is also fair game.

 

[All uphill]

When Rog met his wife to be she didn't realise that courting with him meant attending his appearances in front of Uxbridge Magistrates.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Rog met his wife to be she didn't realise that courting with him meant attending his appearances in front of Uxbridge Magistrates.

Au's first wife became adept at baking chisels into cakes for him

 

[All uphill]

Doug is a keen Biker. He loves his life behind (handle) bars

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is a keen Biker. He loves his life behind (handle) bars

The only Police thing I have ever had was being fined £25 for taking a pee on Helensburgh Pier one night when very very drunk.

The fine was so low as everyone agreed that it had been an improvement to the (now derilict) pier.

ANNYway, being a kinky sod, Au just LOVES to be chained up!

 

[All uphill]

The person who saw Doug having a pee was having a good peer.

Doug didn't mind at all, but thinks they should have been paying, not him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The person who saw Doug having a pee was having a good peer.

Doug didn't mind at all, but thinks they should have been paying, not him.

I can't even say that it sucked...

Anyway, Au is kicking himself as he'd have been there with lights and a video camera!

 

[ExBrit]

I can't even say that it sucked...

Anyway, Au is kicking himself as he'd have been there with lights and a video camera!

MDB doesn't understand why "Taking a dump" isn't called "Leaving a dump". It would make more sense.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB doesn't understand why "Taking a dump" isn't called "Leaving a dump". It would make more sense.

eB's real name is 'Stig' and gets very mad at people dumping on his house dump