Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

MDB used to try and create a rumour that he was Top Gear's Stig, unfortunately for him though he was outed when someone pointed out that he's failed his driving test 35 times.

 

[ExBrit]

MDB used to try and create a rumour that he was Top Gear's Stig, unfortunately for him though he was outed when someone pointed out that he's failed his driving test 35 times.

Judging from how Stig drives, so has he. I totally believe MDB and Stig are the same person because I've never seen them both at the same time. Or ever even. On the other hand stephec tried to start a rumour that he isn't Jeremy Clarkson, but it hasn't got traction either.

 

[Rocky]

R stands for racing……that's exactly what ExB thought too before shifting the gear on his car to R at 120 mph

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky has a personalised number plate. "R". Or when pretending to be a pirate "ARR"

 

[All uphill]

26 has a personal registration that reflects his forum name.

T 001 ONG

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Au has one. It reads

"J0bb1 POO'


He works at the local sewerage farm you see!

 

[stephec]

MDB wanted a number plate that reflected his personality, but with the current layout the closest he could get was BU11 HIT.

 

[ExBrit]

Stephec, being a vegan, has the license place [I❤️TOFU] and cannot understand why so many men follow them home. That's actually a valid license plate in California, but for some reason they won't let anyone have it.

 

[Rocky]

ExB’s number plate is BE11 END…….he can’t understand why everyone giggles as he drives by

 

[stephec]

Rocky can't understand why anyone would buy a private plate, 'what's the point in spending all that money if no one can see it?' he asks.

 

[All uphill]

Steph encouraged his dinner guests to try juggling the plates after they had eaten.

He says it was a smashing party.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers attempt at juggling 3 cans of beans resulted in a messy kitchen.


In Heinz sight, it was a bad idea.

 

[stephec]

Rocky only eats baked beans when he visits friends who have a dog, the poor dog can't understand why he's always getting shouted at for nothing.

 

[rogerzilla]

Stephec wrote to Professor Brian Cox to ask why you can set light to a fart but not to a burp.

He still hasn't replied.

 

[postman]

rogerzilla asked at a Miller and Carter Steak House,whats best for a vegan,a taxi the server replied.