Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Talking of professionals......

Doug is a semi-pro boxer and is also an amateur pilot.

He's been deciding on a career and we're still waiting on his fight or flight response.

People, I have amazing and outstanding news for you all... *Dramatic Music*...

... Rocky, or should I say... REX... As he is ACTUALLY called *Dramatic Music*
... Is the world's cleverest dog and has had us all fooled for years!! *More Dramatic Music!*.

Yes, he's been impersonating a human for years to get more food and a very good boy he has been too... Yes you have, yeesss you have!
Have you ever wondered why he wiggles his bum so much?

Unfortunately, it has not all been plain sailing and he's had a few close calls. You see... He cannot hide his bite or sh*te response, which has led to some awkward moments over the years.

 

[Rocky]

Woof

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Woof

Good boy!!

 

[postman]

Speicher took part in a sponsored lawn cutting.For every length that was done,you got a pint.It was a big lawn.By three oclock it was half cut and so was Speicher.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher took part in a sponsored lawn cutting.For every length that was done,you got a pint.It was a big lawn.By three oclock it was half cut and so was Speicher.

postman doesn't even know what 'The Yardarm' is, he's always so sozzled.

 

[stephec]

MDB has 12 clocks on the wall, all set to different time zones, to ensure yardarm compliance at all times.

 

[ExBrit]

When stephec recently ran out of hair dye they came out as Openly Gray

 

[All uphill]

ExBrit tried to colour his hair. Unfortunately he used hair die, not hair dye.

His head now looks like a billiard ball.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers booked a table for two for his wife's birthday.



He's hoping she likes snooker.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has 12 clocks on the wall, all set to different time zones, to ensure yardarm compliance at all times.

I have 3 clocks in my living room because I have such bad tine management skills due to the brain damage, I kid you not. They are placed strategically so I can see at a glance what the time is, regardless of where I am in the room.
I also have at least one clock in every other room too.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ExBrit tried to colour his hair. Unfortunately he used hair die, not hair dye.

His head now looks like a billiard ball.

Au loves the smell of Napalm in the morning.

Uppers booked a table for two for his wife's birthday.



He's hoping she likes snooker.

He's in for a disappointment as Mrs Rex... Rockay doesn't, so he'll have to make do with lickin... Some pocket Billiards instead.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB snookered himself playing pocket billiards. I've never seen such huge tears

 

[Rocky]

26 often gets a 147 when he plays snooker. It’s the bus that stops outside the hall.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

26 often gets a 147 when he plays snooker. It’s the bus that stops outside the hall.

Rockaay isn't stupid, but he thinks that @Drago is actually a certain Maltese Snooker player.

 

[Rocky]

Doug's partner says they are leaving him because of his unhealthy obsession with poker.

Doug thinks they are bluffing.