Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Those pills are the only thing that keeps Doug from falling out of bed.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky bought some knock-off blue pills from the dark web and now he can't stop weeing. Turns out they were branded "Niagra".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rz still believes they flush aircraft toilets out of the bottom when in flight. He hasn't actually been outside in several years for fear of being hit by a frozen turd dropped by the 7 o'clock from Johannesburg.

 

[Speicher]

One of Doug's many ambitions is to join the mile high club.

 

[Rocky]

Speicher has just volunteered to lend Doug her 40' ladder - Doug now needs a few more from CC members to make it a mile high.

 

[Speicher]

Rcoky has just rung up a few friends to tell them about that.

 

[rogerzilla]

Speicher used to be a member of cabin crew on Ryanair, and is an expert in restraining people with zipties.

 

[All uphill]

Rz is a dentist. He saves money on anaesthesia by zip tieing his victims to the chair instead.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers should have waited to post that until 2.30

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rz is a dentist. He saves money on anaesthesia by zip tieing his victims to the chair instead.

Not dentistry, but I have had Lumber Punctures/Bone Marrow Aspirates/Trephines/Apheresises' with only a local anaesthetic before.

Pretty uncomfortable!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uppers should have waited to post that until 2.30

Rocky has been waiting all day just to say that!

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug would have waited until 4.20. Peace, man.

 

[stephec]

I'm not saying that RZ is lazy, but he still doesn't know that there are two 6 o'clocks in the day.

 

[Speicher]

Steph has been trying to work out how many seconds there are in a year.

 

[All uphill]

Steph has been trying to work out how many seconds there are in a year.

Speicher knows the answer.

She says it's quite a lot.