Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Both Speicher and AU attended the Sir Humphrey Appleby School Of English

 

[All uphill]

Both Speicher and AU attended the Sir Humphrey Appleby School Of English

Doug may possibly be correct, I couldn't possibly say.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug may possibly be correct, I couldn't possibly say.

Whether I am correct or whether I am not correct is paramount to this thread as it would indicate whether I have or have not lied and if I have not lied then my post will be null and void, therefore it is up to you to tell me if I have or have not lied.

 

[All uphill]

Whether I am correct or whether I am not correct is paramount to this thread as it would indicate whether I have or have not lied and if I have not lied then my post will be null and void, therefore it is up to you to tell me if I have or have not lied.

I have examined all aspects of your communication and can confidently say that Doug has complied with the terms of engagement insofar as doubt can certainly be imputed as to his veracity. *

*That may or may not be a lie.

 

[Rocky]

When Uppers pronounces on Doug's statement what he means is that the main source of our failure to understand is that we don’t have an overview of the use of our words. – Our grammar is deficient in surveyability. A surveyable representation produces precisely that kind of understanding which consists in ‘seeing connections’. …The concept of a surveyable representation is of fundamental significance for us. It characterizes the way we represent things, how we look at matters. (Is this a ‘Weltanschauung’?)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

(Is this a ‘Weltanschauung’?)

AU is confused by Rockay's question.

'What have those sausage dogs got to do with it?'

He asks.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB knows that the answer is "short legs". He's jealous as he has short arms (and deep pockets).

 

[Speicher]

Unusually for a man at that time, 26 went to secretarial school. He gained qualifications in shortarm tryping.

 

[rogerzilla]

Speicher used to be a docker, and knows more swear words than you've had hot dinners.

 

[All uphill]

Rog doesn't know how to add up his hot dinners on the spreadsheet of his life.

Is dinner eaten in the middle of the day or after tea time?

He wants to know why the rules are so muddled.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on his coffee cup.

So he peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."

But Uppers keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"

Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Sir, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize."

Uppers says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!" And he hands the ticket to the manager and who reads...

WINABAGEL

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky's RV is an old Ford Transit with a mattress in the back. He calls it the Dagenham Passion Wagon.

 

[Cavalol]

Rogerzilla is so called because he once rogered Zilla. In the zoo, right under the security camera.

 

[rogerzilla]

Cavalol is jealous because he only managed King Kong.

 

[stephec]

RZ actually cheated on this, if you look closely on the security camera footage, and I only did for research purposes, honest, you can clearly see that he uses a body double.