Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has been anonymous getting texts from someone telling him to shower, comb his hair & brush his teeth.

He thinks that they may be trying to groom him.

Poor sod Rockay, I can see you phoning from the nearby phonebox!

Texts indeed! 😆

 

[Rocky]

Doug's favourite joke goes as follows:

What do you call Rocky in a phonebox?






Stuck

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky collects the cards left in phone boxes by call girls, then he and his mates play Top Trumps with them.

 

[Rocky]

Rog covers himself in yellow fake tan and gives himself an awful comb-back hairstyle (Bobby Charlton meets Shaking Stevens) and drives around in a golf buggy - he just likes playing Trump

 

[Speicher]

Rocky does not mind what people call him, as long as it is not late for dinner.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Wol is so early for dinner it's usually still raw.

 

[All uphill]

Tsbtf has some scary cats as pets. They have grown rather larger than he expected. If he doesn't feed them on time he fears he will be dinner.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers and his wife were a human cannonball act in the circus.

One day his wife ran off with the lion tamer, Claude Balzac. Uppers was extremely dejected. The circus strong man, Doug, asked him what he was going to do.

Uppers answered, "This is a disaster. I don't know where I'm going to find another woman of her caliber."

 

[All uphill]

When Rocky's boss at the circus told him he was going to be fired he thought it was a promotion from lion feeder to human cannonball.

 

[rogerzilla]

Uppers is an expert at parking a tiger. Normally after ten pints and a paella.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uppers is an expert at parking a tiger. Normally after ten pints and a paella.

RZ has the skin of the Esso Tiger on the living room floor of his 22nd floor Council Flat.

 

[Rocky]

I’ve just learnt that Mad Doug was very friendly with Yul Brynner.

Doug tells me that Yul was a Liverpool fan and disliked aftershave.

Yul never wore cologne.

 

[stephec]

Rocky lives in fear of having his joke book stolen, similarly to Bob Monkhouse.

Little does he know that all the contributers to this thread have started a collection in the hope of employing the world's best cat burglar.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec does not know that Rocky does not have a cat.

 

[All uphill]

Speicher does not know that she does not know if Rocky knows that Stephec does not know if he has a cat.