Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

RZ actually cheated on this, if you look closely on the security camera footage, and I only did for research purposes, honest, you can clearly see that he uses a body double.

Stephec get his double to Putin' the work

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug also loves dominant reptiles, which is why he's bought every book by David Icke.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug also loves dominant reptiles, which is why he's bought every book by David Icke.

Rog really does think he's the son of God. Unfortunately, he's dyslexic and is actually the son of Bob.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug thinks the Holy Spirit is in the hip flask he takes to church.

 

[All uphill]

Rog went to a Catholic church for the first time this week. He didn't like the smoky fumes, in fact he was incensed by them.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers got a job painting the outside of a nearby church

Unfortunately he thinned the paint too much, causing it to wash away entirely during the first rain.

The minister phoned Uppers to voice his grievances. "What do you want me to do about it?" inquired Uppers.

"Repaint," says the minister firmly, "And thin no more."

 

[rogerzilla]

The little-known Eleventh Commandment is "Thou shalt not make puns as bad as Rocky's".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The little-known Eleventh Commandment is "Thou shalt not make puns as bad as Rocky's".

I thought it was

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's choc - ices"

But, annyway.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

But "Thy shall store them in a freezer" as MDB continually offers so to do.

 

[rogerzilla]

Sir 26-a-lot covets his neighbour's ass, and he cannot lie.

 

[All uphill]

Roger is rewriting the ten commandments to make them relevant to a younger audience.

He can't decide whether the one he refers to should now say

"Don't be bothering with your neighbour's BMW, man"

Or

" Your neighbour is not that hot anyway"

 

[stephec]

AU's contribution to the modern ten commandments - don't be a grass, snitches get stitches.

 

[All uphill]

Steph's eleventh commandment is:

Get out and ride your bike,


unless it's raining or a bit chilly, or too hot.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers' favourite commandment is 'thou shall not lie'

I wonder how that one is going...........

...........after all he's never borne false witness, not ever not never.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky thought "adultery" meant wearing sensible shoes, getting a job, and pretending to like wine rather than blue WKD, so confessed to the priest that he tries hard to commit adultery every day.