Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

... Either that or a cremation firm...

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug gatecrashes funerals for the free buffet. Sometimes there's a free bar too, which makes it easier to pass himself off as tired and emotional.

 

[Rocky]

Rog can’t understand how funeral directors have raised the price of funerals by blaming the cost of living.

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[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is addicted to Wedding Cake

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug was Elizabeth Taylor's fourteenth and thirty-fifth husband.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug was Elizabeth Taylor's fourteenth and thirty-fifth husband.

RZ has been married more times than Ian Beal in Eastenders and Elizabeth Taylor combined.

He has also lost count of how many kids he has, he just pays the maintenance and be damned with it.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug is really an abbreviation of Mad Dough. His (now closed) bakery was responsible for the only UK cases of ergotism in the 21st century.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug is really an abbreviation of Mad Dough. His (now closed) bakery was responsible for the only UK cases of ergotism in the 21st century.

(I didn't just have to look that up).

RZ did not have Covid during lockdown, he had Leprosy.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug rings a little bell to keep people away. Not because he has a disease or anything, he just doesn't like anyone.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug rings a little bell to keep people away. Not because he has a disease or anything, he just doesn't like anyone.

Other than the bell, that is no lie

Anyway @markemark, Rog isn't thick, but he thinks that a Pyramid Scheme is where the ancient Egyptians built their houses.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug decided to build a massive pyramid in the grounds of his mansion, to serve as his mausoleum.

Then a passing GCSE maths student pointed out he'd wasted £3m on a tetrahedron.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug decided to build a massive pyramid in the grounds of his mansion, to serve as his mausoleum.

Then a passing GCSE maths student pointed out he'd wasted £3m on a tetrahedron.

Rog knows I had to correct him when he came to built me a Tetradecagon instead.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB would have preferred a tetra decadent. The naughty boy

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB would have preferred a tetra decadent. The naughty boy

Based on @Rocky's hairstyle, TBT also has a Tetra Decadent. The front, back and sides are just exquisite, especially with the word 'Hello' shaved into it all.

 

[Rocky]

Doug has been anonymous getting texts from someone telling him to shower, comb his hair & brush his teeth.

He thinks that they may be trying to groom him.