Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug's more of a Shelbyville kind of joker.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug's more of a Shelbyville kind of joker.

RZ knows this to be totally cromulent

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug likes to embiggen himself.

 

[Rocky]

Rog is a snollygoster but he'd refudiate that.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky just loves to stand in the biggest, wildest open spaces and shout "Take that Agoraphobia"

 

[Moon bunny]

At last night’s dinner for “Post a lie…” regulars twenty six by twenty five threw an individual apple pie full in Rocky’s face.
”Why did you do that?” Asked the sticky -faced one.
“I was trying to get it in the gap between your front teeth“ was the reply.

 

[ExBrit]

Moon bunny can multiply 26 by 25 in her head. Her answer is "More than one"

 

[Rocky]

True story..........ExBrit walks into a bar, and it's empty - it's just him and the bartender. He sits down and orders a drink.

He hears someone whisper, "Pssst...I like your tie." ExBrit looks around but doesn't see anyone.

"Pssst...that colour looks nice on you."

He asks the bartender, "Excuse me, but...are you speaking to me?"

The bartender rolls his eyes and says, "No, sorry about that. It's the peanuts... they're complimentary."

 

[ExBrit]

Rocky's favorite film is about a group of people racing across America for a prize while being chased by people who want to eat them. It's called Cannibal Run.

 

[Speicher]

Exbrit knows that Rocky missed out part of his joke.

Exbrit hears a voice saying, "You look really scruffy today."

The barman says it was cigarette machine making those comments, and it is out of order.

 

[ExBrit]

Speicher heard a voice say "You smell like a possum dipped in honey".
"No, that was me," said the barman with a strange smile.

 

[All uphill]

ExBrit walked into a bar and ate it.

Well it was a Mars bar.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

True story..........ExBrit walks into a bar, and it's empty - it's just him and the bartender. He sits down and orders a drink.

He hears someone whisper, "Pssst...I like your tie." ExBrit looks around but doesn't see anyone.

"Pssst...that colour looks nice on you."

He asks the bartender, "Excuse me, but...are you speaking to me?"

The bartender rolls his eyes and says, "No, sorry about that. It's the peanuts... they're complimentary."

And people say my jokes are ancient? 😆

ExBrit walked into a bar and ate it.

Well it was a Mars bar.

AU Walked into a pub and... Umm... How do I finish that?

 

[Speicher]

Doug has asked Jonny Bairstow to sweep me off my feet next time I watch a cricket match.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has asked Jonny Bairstow to sweep me off my feet next time I watch a cricket match.

Speicher always thinks that they are missing a trick as The Ashes could EASILY be sponsored by a Cigarette company.