rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Mad Doug's more of a Shelbyville kind of joker.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
RZ knows this to be totally cromulent
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Mad Doug likes to embiggen himself.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Rocky just loves to stand in the biggest, wildest open spaces and shout "Take that Agoraphobia"
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
At last night’s dinner for “Post a lie…” regulars twenty six by twenty five threw an individual apple pie full in Rocky’s face.
”Why did you do that?” Asked the sticky -faced one.
“I was trying to get it in the gap between your front teeth“ was the reply.
”Why did you do that?” Asked the sticky -faced one.
“I was trying to get it in the gap between your front teeth“ was the reply.
ExBrit
Über Member
- Location
- Southern California
Moon bunny can multiply 26 by 25 in her head. Her answer is "More than one"
Rocky
Hello decadence
True story..........ExBrit walks into a bar, and it's empty - it's just him and the bartender. He sits down and orders a drink.
He hears someone whisper, "Pssst...I like your tie." ExBrit looks around but doesn't see anyone.
"Pssst...that colour looks nice on you."
He asks the bartender, "Excuse me, but...are you speaking to me?"
The bartender rolls his eyes and says, "No, sorry about that. It's the peanuts... they're complimentary."
He hears someone whisper, "Pssst...I like your tie." ExBrit looks around but doesn't see anyone.
"Pssst...that colour looks nice on you."
He asks the bartender, "Excuse me, but...are you speaking to me?"
The bartender rolls his eyes and says, "No, sorry about that. It's the peanuts... they're complimentary."
ExBrit
Über Member
- Location
- Southern California
Rocky's favorite film is about a group of people racing across America for a prize while being chased by people who want to eat them. It's called Cannibal Run.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Exbrit knows that Rocky missed out part of his joke.
Exbrit hears a voice saying, "You look really scruffy today."
The barman says it was cigarette machine making those comments, and it is out of order.
Exbrit hears a voice saying, "You look really scruffy today."
The barman says it was cigarette machine making those comments, and it is out of order.
ExBrit
Über Member
- Location
- Southern California
Speicher heard a voice say "You smell like a possum dipped in honey".
"No, that was me," said the barman with a strange smile.
"No, that was me," said the barman with a strange smile.
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
ExBrit walked into a bar and ate it.
Well it was a Mars bar.
Well it was a Mars bar.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
And people say my jokes are ancient? 😆
AU Walked into a pub and... Umm... How do I finish that?
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Doug has asked Jonny Bairstow to sweep me off my feet next time I watch a cricket match.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher always thinks that they are missing a trick as The Ashes could EASILY be sponsored by a Cigarette company.
