Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has always liked picking other people's noses.

Sadly for him there are not too many people who allow him to do that.

We were all rather disgusting as kids, I'm sure, but AU could play his recorder by farting.
The mouthpiece was deemed a hygiene hazard and he was banned from the... Band.

 

[All uphill]

Doug played the tuba in his local brass band.

When Mrs Wimperley-Smythe asked the vicar "What's that big shiny round thing in the back row?"

The vicar replied "Oh that's just Doogie. Don't let him near your nose, my dear"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After the Rhinoplasty, AU can now sneeze to a range of 65 feet.

Why he did this? Nobody nose!

 

[Rocky]

Doug has been accused of lying about how much snot comes out of his nose when he sneezes.

They always say he's blowing it out of proportion

 

[All uphill]

Rocky has a displays of bottles containing his bodily substances.

The yellow one full of his earwax glows in the sunlight.

 

[rogerzilla]

The fluff in Uppers' bellybutton is used by Rapha for their finest jerseys.

 

[All uphill]

Rog's toenail trimmings are in great demand to cut diamonds.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

They say that high pressure water is the sharpest substance known, but AU's voice can cut through steel.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB's bogies are made of the Purest Green

 

[rogerzilla]

26 offered to supply bogies for the HS2 trains, at a very competitive price. Unfortunately they were wiped under the tray tables rather than rolling the carriages along.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

26 offered to supply bogies for the HS2 trains, at a very competitive price. Unfortunately they were wiped under the tray tables rather than rolling the carriages along.

Being half Colombian and half Bolivian, RZ is a Co - Bo (or is that Bo - Co?)


Yes, look it up 😆

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug has a face only a mother could love, just like a Metrovick*

*I have an N gauge model of one

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has a face only a mother could love, just like a Metrovick*

*I have an N gauge model of one

I only have an old Hornby Dublo (2 rail) one somewhere. Quite a crude model by today's standards, but I still like it, a bit like my Triang class 81.

Anyway, RZ has asked KR models to make a model of 'Leader' in Loadhaul livery!


I know almost nobody will get the specifics of the Loadhaul reference.

 

[Rocky]

Doug has a one track mind………………….




Yes, he loves monorail trains.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has a one track mind………………….




Yes, he loves monorail trains.

Monorail Monorail MONORAIL!!