Post a lie about the poster above.

[All uphill]

Uppers was Acceptable In The 80s. He's not now.

Now I'm Amazing and Impressive.

And deluded.

Roger was a mod in the 1980s. It had taken him a while to get there.

 

[rogerzilla]

Uppers was a rocker in the 80s. 40 years on, he's still got that chair.

 

[All uphill]

Rog was a greaser.

He kept the whole street's bikes well lubricated.

 

[rogerzilla]

Uppers was a teddy boy. He didn't look great in it, especially paired with Y-fronts.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rog made the dreadful mistake of attempting to recycle @Drago 's Y fronts

 

[All uphill]

Twenty sinks paid his debt to society working in the laundry at Wormwood Scrubs.

The laundry was seen as a cushy place until those Y fronts appeared!

 

[rogerzilla]

Uppers had the laundry job at Dartmoor Prison but was over-zealous. He added Vanish to a hot wash and all the arrows came off the suits.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ah, John Pr who had a great career in PR.

Then its definitely you, first left.

Actually I am second left (or is it right?) holding the orange dot to dot book and looking a bit like a potato.

As for those grotty grey shirts, RZ knows we got the material for them from the aforementioned prison service via Uppers.

 

[All uphill]

Actually I am second left (or is it right?) holding the orange dot to dot book and looking a bit like a potato.

You looked fine.

And that's not me lying.

 

[rogerzilla]

Uppers makes money on OnlyFans as a Vladimir Putin lookalike. It's £50 to see him posing bare-chested with a fishing rod, £100 to wrestle a bear (a giant teddy he won at the funfair), and £500 for special requests.

 

[Rocky]

Rog had a beard and tattoos when he was at primary school. He did look a bit odd but was popular with the other kids as he could place their bets in the bookies and buy them cheap whisky in the local offie.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky is from an aristocratic family and was 7ft tall by the time he was 12.

He didn't know what to do when his teachers told him off for looking down on them.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You looked fine.

And that's not me lying.

Thanks, I just look like I am squinting badly in the sun (no change there then), which is creating the dreaded 'Panda Eye' for us all!
No cool sunglasses there! 😆

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is from an aristocratic family and was 7ft tall by the time he was 12.

He didn't know what to do when his teachers told him off for looking down on them.

AU needed to have a picture of a swallow on the desk to remind him not to drool everywhere.

He also just LOVED to pick his nose and eat it, so he was never hungry!

 

[All uphill]

AU needed to have a picture of a swallow on the desk to remind him not to drool every where.

He also just LOVED to pick his nose and eat it, so he was never hungry!

Doug has always liked picking other people's noses.

Sadly for him there are not too many people who allow him to do that.