Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Doug once made a canoe out of ice. It was so cold (even for a seasoned curler) that he lit a fire to warm himself up. Unfortunately the canoe melted and sank.

It just goes to show you can't have your kayak and heat it.





(Stolen from Frank Muir c 1963)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

All uphill plans to take out as much credit as he can, spend it on hookers and blow, then vanish like that canoe bloke did.

Rog hopes to vanish too - He's bought a Submarine ticket to the Titanic.

 

[Rocky]

Rog hopes to vanish too - He's bought a Submarine ticket to the Titanic.

Was that a one way ticket or a return?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Was that a one way ticket or a return?

The price for a return is just too crushing, says Rockaay

 

[Rocky]

Doug renamed his iPod ‘The Titanic’ (yes he’s still got an iPod)

When he plugs it in, it says "The Titanic is syncing".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug renamed his iPod ‘The Titanic’ (yes he’s still got an iPod)

When he plugs it in, it says "The Titanic is syncing".

That's just the tip of the... Savoy... Rockay still records Neighbours on VHS

 

[All uphill]

Fearing memory loss in years to come Doug has recorded his memoirs on C120 cassettes.

He stores them in his local pub because he is worried that his magnetic personality may erase the recordings.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AU has bought a book of stamps on which he'll write his memoirs.

 

[Rocky]

Doug wrote his memoirs and then unfortunately spilt superglue on them and got glued to the book.

Well that's his story and he's sticking to it.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky has written his autobiography. It has more lies in it than this thread.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky has written his autobiography. It has more lies in it than this thread.

AU helped him, especially the bit about being married to Madonna and then Kylie Minogue.

 

[All uphill]

In his autobiography Doug tells us all about being the Marlboro man in the 1980s.

He says he loved the cowboy gear - ten gallon hat, check shirt, jeans and leather chaps.

In reality he was wearing school uniform back then.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers' great great grandfather was a cowboy and used to hang lanterns from his saddle at night to help him find the way.

It's the first documented example of Saddle Light Navigation...

 

[stephec]

Rocky is the all time highest ranking graduate of the Little and Large Comedy University.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec wanted to go to University to study Apiology, but he only got two Bs.