Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Roger is at Glastonbury. He likes the music of the Foo Fighters and Arctic Monkeys, but has never heard of that band called Porter Loose.

 

[Rocky]

Apparently Wol is stuck on Rick Astley's roof - she was helping him repair some broken tiles when he took away the ladder and started singing 'never gonna to let you down'.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky had a phone call saying something about his band at Glastonbury in 2024.

He's started practicing his licks on the ukulele.

Shame the organiser was saying he's banned at Glastonbury in 2024.

 

[nellietheelephant]

That's not a lie about the poster above.

 

[Rocky]

Nellie is applying for a fellowship at All Souls College Oxford and he's just posted the question for the first exam paper. In his next post he'll let us have his answer which is based on the pragmatist philosophy of Charles Sanders Peirce and the moral subjectivism of Derek Parfit.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky's philosophy of a full and happy life involves lots of cheese on toast.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers idea of happiness is whispering sweet nothings into @Mad Doug Biker 's ear.

Why he's got Doug ear in Somerset while Doug is still in Glasgow is a bit puzzling.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky's MP has the ear of the Prime Minister.

Rocky has the ears of an Indian Elephant.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uppers idea of happiness is whispering sweet nothings into @Mad Doug Biker 's ear.

Why he's got Doug ear in Somerset while Doug is still in Glasgow is a bit puzzling.

I have been wondering why I've been deafer than usual 🤔😆

 

[All uphill]

I thought Doug was saying I had tiny toes. He was really saying I have tinnitus (and that's not a lie).

 

[Rocky]

It's been difficult for Uppers - his dad was the best clown in the world.

He has such big shoes to fill.

 

[stephec]

I'm not saying that Rocky's a bad driver but within a week of getting his new car it looked the same as the ones driven by the clowns in a circus.

 

[All uphill]

Steph doesn't believe in having debts. He saves up for the things he wants.

Having finally saved enough for the new car he has wanted for years he's shocked to find they no longer make Morris Minors.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill plans to take out as much credit as he can, spend it on hookers and blow, then vanish like that canoe bloke did.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Apparently Wol is stuck on Rick Astley's roof - she was helping him repair some broken tiles when he took away the ladder and started singing 'never gonna to let you down'.

A few months ago, Rockay joined the Chinese Military and proposed flying spy balloons.

He told Beijing that 'he'd never let them down'