Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockay had a short lived foray into politics and was actually elected.

Unfortunately, on his first day, he was driving to his new post when he saw a sign that said

'No U - Turn'

He couldn't contemplate that, so resigned on the spot.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug tried to join the Reclaim Party but Laurence Fox rejected his application, saying, "Nowhere near mad enough."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

RZ reckons Lewis must be hopping mad at not picking up on Hathaway's political leanings.

 

[All uphill]

Doug has always had left leaning tendencies.

Probably because he walks with one foot on the pavement and one in the gutter.

 

[rogerzilla]

Uppers is like Inspector Morse. Grumpy, drinks too much, and keeps hitting on unsuitable women.

 

[Rocky]

Rog has the hots for Uppers.....it is clear he likes grumpy men who drink too much. What puzzles me is why he has chosen Uppers - his description applies to 85% of CC's membership.

 

[All uphill]

Rog has the hots for Uppers.....it is clear he likes grumpy men who drink too much. What puzzles me is why he has chosen Uppers - his description applies to 85% of CC's membership.

And the other 15% are teetotal pedants (like me).

 

[All uphill]

Rocky is still waiting for the love of his life to come along.

He's written the person specification which includes:

Pizza chef,
Tandem stoker,
Rich,
Titled,
Makes good coffee.

He or she will also need an extremely good sense of humour.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has always had left leaning tendencies.

Probably because he walks with one foot on the pavement and one in the gutter.

AU knows that actually, I handstand walk everywhere, as it's my mind that is in the gutter, not my foot.

 

[All uphill]

AU knows that actually, I handstand walk everywhere, as it's my mind that is in the gutter, not my foot.

But you are looking at the stars?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

But you are looking at the stars?

From down there, you see some chocolate ones (along with some other things) from girls (and some kilted guys) going comando, yes! 😆

Like I say, mind in the gutter

 

[All uphill]

The local Sunday School has long wanted Doug to guide the children towards a state of purity and innocence.

Doug is a little worried that the five year olds may shock him with their rude words.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The local Sunday School has long wanted Doug to guide the children towards a state of purity and innocence.

Doug is a little worried that the five year olds may shock him with their rude words.

Little known fact about me is that I was so repressed as a kid, that at school, I only ever remember swearing once and that was a line in a story.

Seriously, I remember being in about 4th year (year 11?) and someone pointing out that nobody had ever heard me swear. They were right! ☺️😆

I've f***ing well made up for it since then though

Anyway, the worst thing AU ever says is 'Bum'.

 

[All uphill]

The worst thing Doug has said to Rog is "I can't repay that £10 I owe you".

 

[Rocky]

Uppers loves his swearing and cursing......only yesterday he was heard uttering the following to the local vicar: "thou leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!" .......and all because he'd been asked to read the lesson in church.