Post a lie about the poster above.

[All uphill]

Roger isn't Northern Rough, nor Southern Soft.

He's Midlands Middling.

 

[ExBrit]

ExBrit thought a fluffer was someone who plumped up the pillows in hotel rooms, and got a nasty shock on his first day in the Bolton Britannia*.

*the set for "Northern And Rough, Part III"

Rogerzilla got a nasty shock too when they told him I was his fluffer.

 

[Moon bunny]

ExBrit is planning a cycle tour in Kenya, he is going to fix a large cardboard box to his rack, then, when he is chased by a lion, a quick pull of the lever and the box is jettisoned, the giant pussy won‘t be able to resist stopping to play with the box.

 

[Drago]

Moon Bunny is actually a Guinea Pig from Venus.

 

[lazybloke]

Since Drago started launching small mammals to other planets, he is no longer allowed to keep pets.

 

[Rocky]

Lazy thinks that a guinea pig is the perfect pet....

He says they only live for 5 days and you don't have to feed or water them.



(Disclaimer: no animals were hurt in making this post)

 

[Speicher]

Rocky shot an elephant in his pyjamas last week. Why was the elephant wearing Rocky's pyjamas?
Perhaps we will know when we see the photographs.

 

[Rocky]

Rocky shot an elephant in his pyjamas last week. Why was the elephant wearing Rocky's pyjamas?
Perhaps we will know when we see the photographs.

 

[Rocky]

@Speicher knows that I always wear knitted pyjamas (made specially for me by @Drago) - I simply lent them to the elephant........and they seem to be a nice fit

 

[All uphill]

Rocky phoned to say he'd be round for a drink and he'd have a dress on.

He said it would be a komodo.

I asked if he didn't mean a kimono.

No, he said, I'll have dragon.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill has one of those Japanese hi-tech toilets in his en-suite. He calls it a komodo.

 

[Rocky]

Rog has a lizard that doesn’t work.

I think its a case of reptile dysfunction

 

[stephec]

Rocky was one of the guinea pigs on the original Viagra trials, when filling in the comments section of his final report he answered, 'it was hard, but I kept it up right to the end.'

 

[All uphill]

Steph was also a guinea pig.

He probably still is.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill owns the original Gordon the Gopher from CBBC. The National Enquirer is camped in the road outside but Gordon's not talking.