Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec wanted to go to University to study Apiology, but he only got two Bs.

Speicher got a 2, 2, after studying Ballet at The Pan's People School Of Dance.

 

[Speicher]

Doug likes to wear his plus fours. He paid for them by cheque.

 

[Speicher]

Oh yes, I found a picture of me at ballet class.

😊

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh yes, I found a picture of me at ballet class.

View attachment 696412 😊

Speicher informs us that they were 'owlin' at her performances... They were so good!

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug often pauses in the mirror wearing only his winter cycling tights and fantasises about being the next Nureyev.

 

[Rocky]

Rog has made a very decent living selling bananas





......to all those wannabe Nureyevs

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky voted Brexit solely on the bendy bananas issue, because a straight one gives the wrong impression under tights.

 

[All uphill]

I wouldn't say Rog is tight but he still has a ten shilling note in his wallet.

 

[rogerzilla]

I wouldn't say Uppers is tight but I saw him trying to force groats into a parking meter.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I wouldn't say Uppers is tight but I saw him trying to force groats into a parking meter.

RZ was done by the RSPCA after trying to do that with goats once.

 

[Andy in Germany]

In a hilarious case of mistaken identity The RSPCA once rescued MDB from someone trying to force him into a parking meter.

 

[All uphill]

Doug's parents' names were Billy and Nanny.

 

[All uphill]

In a hilarious case of mistaken identity The RSPCA once rescued MDB from someone trying to force him into a parking meter.

Andy chooses to believe that RSPCA stands for the Royal Society for the promotion of cruelty to animals. That way he feels OK about giving them nothing.

 

[rogerzilla]

Uppers once did a week as a chugger. He said people gave him an even wider berth than when he was wearing bibshorts to collect the kids from school.

 

[Rocky]

Rog planned on going bear hunting last weekend (in just his bib shorts)

So he packed his car and started driving up to the woods. Rog then saw a sign on the side of the road that said “bear left” so he turned around and went home.......I mean if the bear has left, why would Rog stick around?