Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Speicher does a belting karaoke version of "My Toot Toot".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

RZ never ever tired of telling people that last year was called 'Desmond'.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug was Des O'Connor's biggest fan until the Stan Boardman incident.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

RZ has been stocking up on a month's worth of French wine and cheese just so he can immerse himself in watching every single second of Chris Boardman presenting le Tour.

He's also got it all on record so he can watch repeatedly and is armed with several notebooks to take transcripts of everything. EVERYTHING!

Just be careful with the wine though, otherwise you might get some 'Rogisms'.

 

[rogerzilla]

^^ Definitely not true as I can't stand the theme music, the adverts, and I suspect the riders are all on drugs anyway.

Mad Doug tells everyone he rode the Etape. What he actually did was a 10km prologue course, on an e-bike.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

^^ Definitely not true as I can't stand the theme music, the adverts, and I suspect the riders are all on drugs anyway.

Mad Doug tells everyone he rode the Etape. What he actually did was a 10km prologue course, on an e-bike.

It was an e - tandem... Powered by someone else, actually!

Anyway, RZ can't even ride a bike, his entire presence on here is a lie.

 

[Rocky]

Doug has just set up a new gym.

He's got 25 of his friends to walk around his locality knocking on doors, speaking to residents, to promote it. I hear his friends can be quite pushy when getting their message across.

He's calling the new business Jehovah's Fitness.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky wanted to attend a conference about decorum and politeness.

Sadly when he got there they could not allow him to attend as he had not got an E ttickette

 

[rogerzilla]

Speicher was Captain Birdseye before becoming an admiral.

 

[Rocky]

When Rog was 21 he drove his new car to a boat party in Norway.

It was a Fjord Fiesta.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is older than he looks, much older and once made the blunder of ordering 500 Viking helmets with the horns pointing inwards.

 

[All uphill]

Doug quite fancied becoming a Viking but wasn't sure what pillaging entailed.

He thinks it might be getting all those little fluff balls off a pullover.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AU knows the real reason was to introduce turnips to the world. Or something.

 

[ExBrit]

Doug quite fancied becoming a Viking but wasn't sure what pillaging entailed.

He thinks it might be getting all those little fluff balls off a pullover.

All uphill wanted to be the person who puts the fluff balls on the pullover so he applied for a job as a fluffer.

 

[rogerzilla]

ExBrit thought a fluffer was someone who plumped up the pillows in hotel rooms, and got a nasty shock on his first day in the Bolton Britannia*.

*the set for "Northern And Rough, Part III"