Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug is on a mission to prove that Rule 34 of the Internet is true. So far, he has not been disappointed. Mr Blobby, for goodness' sake.

 

[ExBrit]

Rogerzilla has an eponymous dog named "Rogerzilla". Or is it the other way around?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rogerzilla has an eponymous dog named "Rogerzilla". Or is it the other way around?

EB was actually 'London', the dog in The Littlest Hobo.

You see, due to a rare birth defect, not only is he small physically and can only walk on all 4s', he's also very, VERY hairy!

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug has an anonymous dog called

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ROG's is called Deefor

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug once ate dog. He wasn't in the Far East, he was just walking through a local park and got the munchies.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug once ate dog. He wasn't in the Far East, he was just walking through a local park and got the munchies.

Rog knows I FAR prefer eating puss... Cat...

 

[Rocky]

Doug often gets confused between a cat and a comma. To help himself he has made up a little prompt:

A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is almost pawsitive that he is correct.

 

[rogerzilla]

Speicher has the poise and grace of a large cat.

Garfield, specifically.

 

[Moon bunny]

It being Sunday afternoon, Rogerzilla has turned his attention to the senior gentlemen at the old folks home, he loaded them into a minibus and took them to a country pub, once he had them all seated in the garden and waiting expectantly, he whipped out a couple of super-soakers and let fly. Once they were all dripping, he told them “You’re not coming in my bus dripping like that.” before revving up and roaring off, guffawing loudly to himself.

 

[All uphill]

Bunny likes nothing better on a Sunday afternoon than a sandwich with beef dripping.

 

[Tiggy]

When All Uphill wants to cross an unfordable river they whip out their enchanted flute and command fish to swim to the surface and make a bridge to cycle over.

 

[rogerzilla]

Tiggy has an "arrangement" with Suella Braverman to provide cheap labour for the kryptonite mines under Basildon.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug often gets confused between a cat and a comma. To help himself he has made up a little prompt:

A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

No it's not, a Comma is a Butterfly!

Tiggy has an "arrangement" with Suella Braverman to provide cheap labour for the kryptonite mines under Basildon.

Whereas Rog has the contract to transport them home at the end of a shift. To Rwanda, mainly.