Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Whereas Rog has the contract to transport them home at the end of a shift. To Rwanda, mainly.

Mad Doug has never seen Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has never seen Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

Rog knows that is based on real life events... In Rwanda too!

 

[Rocky]

Doug has one (thank goodness) Indiana Jones joke......the trouble is he keeps telling it.....oh, here he goes again

Why is Indiana Jones sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has one (thank goodness) Indiana Jones joke......the trouble is he keeps telling it.....oh, here he goes again

Why is Indiana Jones sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

Rockay was actually that German guy who got chopped up by the plane's propeller in... What was it Rocky? The Holy Grail?

The surgeons did a wonderful reconstructive job on him afterwards.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug actually has the Lost Ark in his shed. He keeps his stockpile of Biopace chainrings, dork discs and solid tyres in there.

 

[All uphill]

Roger is building himself a pal from bicycle parts. It's taking a while and the shed is damp.

The friend will be called Rusty Reynolds

 

[Rocky]

Uppers is friendly with Rusty’s flatuent brother, Burp Reynolds.

I just loved Burp Reynolds in that film, The Bean Machine.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has tried the exercises called Burpees.

unfortunately he did them too soon after eating, and after he burped he ...... you can guess the rest.

 

[stephec]

Speicher became so infatuated with winning her local farting competition that she pledged to follow through to victory.

 

[Rocky]

Not many people know but Steph is the World Tongue-Twister Champion.

Actually he's just been arrested by the police. I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.

 

[Speicher]

I am not as thunkle as peep drink I am.

Said Rocky at last night's party.

 

[Rocky]

Wol once bought an Impressionist painting but then at a party her cat scratched it, so she’s decided to sell it on.

It’s on eBay as a Clawed Monet.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has a Butler whose name is Claud.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky has a Butler whose name is Claud.

Rockay has a Valet called £89 Tesco Special.

 

[Rocky]

Doug has hired a butler without a left arm.

Serves him right.