Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Rog has taken up knitting and does it while driving his car. Yesterday he was spotted knitting and driving by the police.

The police get Rog to wind down his window.

“Pull over” the cop yelled. “No silly” Rog replied “it’s a scarf”!

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky simply uses a biday.

No toilet paper has ever darkened his bum since October 1974.

That's because they don't make it in A3.

 

[Speicher]

Watching not Roger been Star Wars films too many has.

 

[Rocky]

I once visited Wol and her partner at their home. They were having a discussion about housework.

Wol: "You need to do more chores around the house."

Wol's partner: "Can we change the subject?"

Wol: "Ok, more chores around the house need to be done by you."

 

[Speicher]

Next week Rocky is going to think about doing some gardening. Thinking about, not doing!

 

[rogerzilla]

Speicher built a Japanese garden. It has no plants, but there are skyscrapers, small cars and a LOT of neon.

 

[Moon bunny]

Rogerzilla likes to go to the local old folk’s home on Saturday afternoon, to spend a merry hour tickling the old ladies.

 

[stephec]

Rogerzilla likes to go to the local old folk’s home on Saturday afternoon, to spend a merry hour tickling the old ladies.

😲😂

MB has put on a grey wig and is searching for some furry slippers with indecent haste.

 

[Rocky]

Steph has bought some memory foam insoles for his slippers.

He thinks it’ll help him remember what he went upstairs for.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph has bought some memory foam insoles for his slippers.

He thinks it’ll help him remember what he went upstairs for.

I am not saying that Rocky is thick, but he bought one of those Dormeo matresses, but... It tastes awful with his pasta!

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug has an Oreo mattress. He thinks it would have been better if they'd put the soft layer on top.

 

[All uphill]

Rog thinks humans would have been better with the bony stuff on the outside and the soft bits inside.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rog thinks humans would have been better with the bony stuff on the outside and the soft bits inside.

AU is playing with us, you see, after an unfortunate accident between his parents and a butterfly when they were... Erm, creating AU... He has an exoskeleton and is only 3 inches tall.


He can fly, though!

 

[All uphill]

Doug loves the Web and sits at its centre.

He catches lots of flies.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug loves the Web and sits at its centre.

He catches lots of flies.

Never enough though!