Post a lie about the poster above.

[All uphill]

Rocky has an amazing wheeze when playing tennis with strangers.

He plays weakly then bets his opponent 50p that he can outserve them; then he unleashes his monster serve.

It's all a racket.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When the score is a tie in tennis Uppers can't work out what the deuce is going on.

 

[Rocky]

26 has invented a new game which he calls Silent Tennis.

It’s like normal tennis but without the racquet …..or should that be racket?

 

[All uphill]

Rocky and his pals always have to go one better.

During Wimbledon they play elevenis.

 

[Speicher]

Uppers did not know the rules of tennis, until he looked it up on the 'net.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uppers did not know the rules of tennis, until he looked it up on the 'net.

Speicher's real name is Annette.

Guess where she likes to stand?

 

[Speicher]

Doug has a habit of making backhand compliments.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has a habit of making backhand compliments.

Speicher used to make a point to watch Wimbledon every year just for Tim Henman's legs and 1946 haircut.

 

[R. Panda]

MDB actually performed as queen elizabeth's body double during her last years, freeing her to pursue her passion for square dancing.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

RP's keeper keeps encouraging, complimenting and bowing to his every whim to live in the rounded bit of the enclosure.

It's Pandaring.

 

[Speicher]

Doug often creates panda monium.

Especially when he plays the har monium.

 

[All uphill]

While Doug plays the old harmonium in the village Chapel, Speicher and her owls like to prey.

 

[ExBrit]

Speicher was once promoted to full admiral, but found they missed the vice too much. (That part is true, the lie is that Speicher has never heard that joke before)

 

[All uphill]

EB thought he had been promoted when everyone in the chocolate factory started calling him 'Big boss' rather than 'boss'.

Turned out that he had just eaten too much of the product

 

[Rocky]

Uppers’ wife hates it when he swaps her chocolate bar wrappers round.

It gets her Snickers in a Twix.