Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

In a major turn about of usages Rog has recycled toilet paper into a tabloid newspaper. That's why the journalism is just sh!t

 

[Rocky]

26 gets animated about toilet paper. Yesterday he was heard to say "Toilet paper...whoever it was that invented single ply toilet paper, I'd like to shake his hand".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

26 gets animated about toilet paper. Yesterday he was heard to say "Toilet paper...whoever it was that invented single ply toilet paper, I'd like to shake his hand".

Rocky simply uses a biday.

No toilet paper has ever darkened his bum since October 1974.

 

[ExBrit]

MDB, whose French is a bit shaky, uses a bidon. It's not a pretty sight.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB, whose French is a bit shaky, uses a bidon. It's not a pretty sight.

EB happens to have a Bidet, but also uses a Biday instead too

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

It's a significant date for MDB today. Happy B day MDB

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's a significant date for MDB today. Happy B day MDB

Thanks!

TBT knows I've washed my bum for the occasion!

 

[ExBrit]

Thanks!

TBT knows I've washed my bum for the occasion!

MDB is so old he forgot it was his birthday until someone reminded him. Congratulations.

 

[stephec]

EB is such a lush that he insists on stretching the celebrations out to a birth week.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

EB is such a lush that he insists on stretching the celebrations out to a birth week.

Being the local Army Cadet band leader, Stephec has a 'Trooping The Colour' for himself every year on the streets of Jaywick.

 

[stephec]

MDB has ideas so far above his station that each year when it's the trooping of the colour he has a second official birthday, Queen Doug.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has ideas so far above his station that each year when it's the trooping of the colour he has a second official birthday, Queen Doug.

I do though! 😆

Anyway, Stephec has ideas so above his station that it is almost impossible to travel on the tube with him.

 

[Speicher]

Doug used to live on Wimbledon Common, using the underground and overground travelling free with his Uncle Bulgaria.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug used to live on Wimbledon Common, using the underground and overground travelling free with his Uncle Bulgaria.

Speicher prefers Tobermory, better known as Ballymory these days.

 

[rogerzilla]

The last time Mad Doug was caught at night on Wimbledon Common, his excuse that he was wombling didn't wash with the Vice Squad.