Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Me: what do you know about a person called "Mad Doug Biker"?

ChatGPT: I'm sorry, but I couldn't find any specific information about a person named "Mad Doug Biker." It's possible that this individual is not widely known or doesn't have a significant presence online. If there's any other topic or person you'd like to know about, feel free to ask!

I don't trust ChatGPT anymore.

Quite frankly, I am not sure I really want to know what it would say of me!

 

[ExBrit]

Me: what do you know about a person called "Mad Doug Biker"?

ChatGPT: Mad Doug Biker, aka MDB, aka Mr. Poopypants - was the lead singer in a 1950's grunge band until he was drafted into the Korean war and was eventually promoted to the rank of four star general. After being discharged he changed his name to Steve Jobs and started Apple computers. Then he died and became a founding member of cyclechat.net which he has been haunting ever since.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The poster above gives me the

'EB - Jeebies'


I might be haunting the forum, but...

 

[stephec]

MDB would love to live in a haunted house as ghosts put the willie's up him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB would love to live in a haunted house as ghosts put the willie's up him.

Not enough, NOT ENOUGH! 😆

 

[rogerzilla]

MDB can't decide between the willies and the fantods.

 

[Hover Fly]

I asked ChatGPT for the worst cycling pun ever

No wonder it wants to exterminate humans.

 

[All uphill]

Hover fly had an infestation of hover flies in his house. He asked GPT what to do. The answer was to buy a Dalek.

Exterminate, exterminate!

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill does a singing telegram service dressed as a Cyberman.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

All uphill does a singing telegram service dressed as a Cyberman.

Being from Zummerzet, Rog is a Ciderman, ooh arr!!



Yeah, I'm sure I've used that gag before, sorry.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Hover fly had an infestation of hover flies in his house. He asked GPT what to do. The answer was to buy a Dalek.

Exterminate, exterminate!

Why would he exterminate 'his people'?

 

[All uphill]

Doug is really from Surrey; his main hobby is telling people in the golf clubhouse how well he plays, and about his holiday in the Maldives.

 

[Moon bunny]

I wouldn't say all uphill lives in a deprived area, but some of the tobacco he uses has been in three or four cigarette dog-ends already.

 

[All uphill]

Moon Bunny admires and respects recycling efforts; she is attempting to make a breakfast cereal out of recycled cardboard. Don't tell her that Kelloggs have beaten her to it.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill won't buy recycled toilet roll because he's not sure they'll have got all the skids out of it.