Post a lie about the poster above.

[All uphill]

Rocky is risking a ban for giving medical advice. He suggested exposure to sunlight could be good for pustulences.

That was deemed to be ray cyst.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers - did you mean I'd get put on the naughty step for posting about the sun? A Ray-Ban

 

[All uphill]

Uppers - did you mean I'd get put on the naughty step for posting about the sun? A Ray-Ban

And other Sundry offences.

 

[Rocky]

......and here's one for @Speicher

Talking of offences, Uppers was found guilty of overusing commas.

The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

 

[All uphill]

Prior to the long sentence my para legal, Rocky, presented the court with a chart showing the use of commas.

The evidence was a para graph.

 

[Rocky]

Punctuation is really important as Uppers recently found out when writing an advert for his village fete.........

What he meant to write: There's a Maypole dancer.

What he actually wrote: Theresa May, pole dancer.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Talking of dancing Rocky was badly injured while Tap Dancing. It was a terrible sight when he fell into the sink.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT used to be in Riverdance, but eventually left as all of his outfits got ruined by the water.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB was hospitalised due to his accident whilst Morris dancing. Unfortunately he fell through the windscreen.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB was hospitalised due to his accident whilst Morris dancing. Unfortunately he fell through the windscreen.

TBT once fell in love with a Mexican called Achi.

He was to marry them, but Achi then ran off with a band instead.

Yes, it was a Mariachi band!

 

[ExBrit]

Why did MDB's bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Why did MDB's bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!

A bit like my joke above 😆

And talking of which...

EB has an Octocycle, but the cost of all those wheels eight into his finances.

 

[ExBrit]

A bit like my joke above 😆

And talking of which...

EB has an Octocycle, but the cost of all those wheels eight into his finances.

That's funny because I asked ChatGPT for the worst cycling pun ever and it came up with something a bit like MDB's joke. I think MDB has the edge though.

 

[ExBrit]

Me: what do you know about a person called "Mad Doug Biker"?

ChatGPT: I'm sorry, but I couldn't find any specific information about a person named "Mad Doug Biker." It's possible that this individual is not widely known or doesn't have a significant presence online. If there's any other topic or person you'd like to know about, feel free to ask!

I don't trust ChatGPT anymore.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

EB knows I have been hanging on every word of the GPT thread.


... Oh, random bit of bold font there, that was not intentional.