Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Wol's postman has set up his own church (with a few of his colleagues).

He's calling it The Church of Jesus Christ of Letter-day Saints

.....Wol thinks he's pushing the envelope a bit.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Wol's postman has set up his own church (with a few of his colleagues).

He's calling it The Church of Jesus Christ of Letter-day Saints

.....Wol thinks he's pushing the envelope a bit.

Rocky is interested, but wants a stamp of approval.

 

[Speicher]

Doug has a friend who is an avid stamp collector, but he has been very busy and has not spoken to Phil latterly.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has a friend who is an avid stamp collector, but he has been very busy and has not spoken to Phil latterly.

Despite her personna on here, Speicher is an evil, EVIL woman* and has lots of slaves of African descent which she treats terribly.
It isn't just that, she pays them a nominal sum each year so they are stuck in a cycle of poverty with no prospect of escape.

Yes, she absolutely loves to exploit her 'Penny Blacks'.


... What?




* - Probably why she's a Mod, actually 😆

 

[Rocky]

Doug has just pushed me off the naughty step..............I'd like to say that he has sailed very close to the wind. And talking of boats:

Doug has recently had some expensive cosmetic surgery (he now looks like a cross between Uppers, 26 and Steph) and before the surgery, the anaesthetist offered to knock him out with gas or a boat paddle...............

It was an ether/oar situation.

 

[stephec]

Rocky backed out of plastic surgery when he overhead the surgeon on the phone to his assistant, 'we're going to make a fortune out of this one, get onto Abramovich and see if he's still selling that boat will you?'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay is the same, only he uses old Soviet Communists.

They are his 'Penny Reds'.


Yeah, yeah, going now, I have a warning for a bit of (admittedly rude) wordplay elsewhere. ☺️

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky backed out of plastic surgery when he overhead the surgeon on the phone to his assistant, 'we're going to make a fortune out of this one, get onto Abramovich and see if he's still selling that boat will you?'

Stephec, skin rougher than the surface of the Moon...

 

[Rocky]

Doug? Rude? Never…….

 

[ExBrit]

Rocky? Sarcastic? Surely not

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It involved the word 'Advertisements'

I'll just leave it there. 😆

 

[ExBrit]

It involved the word 'Advertisements'

I'll just leave it there. 😆

Please don't

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

EB will do anything for love, but not 'that'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

EB loves a good spread Eagle.

He always admires their wingspans

 

[Rocky]

Doug has got a life ban for a post on the wild life thread - basically he described how he tried to cross breed an eagle and an eel.

Doug, don’t you know that’s eeleagle.