Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

26 read somewhere that WD40 is great from keeping mice out of your garden.

He tried it - sprayed WD40 everywhere... but to no avail, it didn't work!!

However they have stopped squeaking.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky wants to rationalise the English language.

The plural of mouse is mice and that of louse is lice.

He recently wrote to the council about the state of hice on his street.

 

[stephec]

AU loves plurals, especially when it comes to dessert.

 

[Rocky]

Steph likes to spend every day as if it’s his last.

Staying in bed and calling for a nurse to bring him more pudding.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky's days as a nudist came to an abrupt halt after he applied sun cream to his... Well, you know... On a busy beach with kids.

He was arrested, before being released, but the damage was done and he's never been back since.

 

[All uphill]

Doug has just been on holiday to the beach. Every time he saw the North Sea waves he waved back.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers is so tough, when he goes to the beach he kicks sand in his own face.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky blames the flora for the sewage pollution problem. He pointed and yelled - "Look the sea weed"

 

[All uphill]

26 always wanted to be a sailor, so long as he could go home every evening.

His careers adviser told him that wasn't ferry likely.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

26 always wanted to be a sailor, so long as he could go home every evening.

His careers adviser told him that wasn't ferry likely.

AU drag personna is 'Miss Brittney Ferry'.

 

[All uphill]

If you see Admiral Tojo in the home baking aisle in Morrisons don't worry, it's just Doug dressing up.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If you see Admiral Tojo in the home baking aisle in Morrisons don't worry, it's just Doug dressing up.

AU cries

'TORA TORA TORA!'

Every time he spots a group of fellow cyclists on the road and does his best to zoom by, leaving them for dead.


... Besides, Morrisons? 😆

 

[Rocky]

Doug has just zoomed back from the funeral of the man who invented the throat lozenge ....

There was no coffin at the service

 

[All uphill]

Rocky was also at the funeral.


During the prayers he was heard to say
" This is not good for my sneeze" or was it knees?

 

[Speicher]

The last time Uppers went into a Church, he was invited to take a pew.

It makes a lovely addition to his hallway.