Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Speicher had therapy for her addiction to playing Elkie Brooks records for 22 hours a day.

She says she's cured now but I think she's a fool if she thinks it's over.

 

[Rocky]

Steph will tell you that smoking causes cancer but what he won’t tell you is that smoking cures salmon.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky would like to meet Nosmo King.

 

[All uphill]

Speicher is an anagram of cheap pies.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers tried to find an anagram for ‘napping idiots’ (the nickname he gives to his fellow Post A Lie comrades).

The result was disappointing.

 

[Moon bunny]

Rocky couldn’t control his indignations about it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky couldn’t control his indignations about it.

MB is absolutely furious at being called a 'Napping Idiot' and has been onto the Mods about it.

 

[Rocky]

Today, Doug's favourite word is drool.

It just rolls off the tongue.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky's neighbour Sylvia finds it hilarious when he calls her Saliva.

 

[ExBrit]

All Uphill won his school's garlic eating contest. His teacher says is now in a class of his own.

 

[stephec]

EB won the garlic bread eating award in his French class at school, and it's a tradition that last year's winner hands over the trophy, yes they hand the baton on.

 

[All uphill]

Steph was angry to see that price rises are coming on garlic bread in his local supermarket.

When he complained the manager said there was nothing she could do, the increases were baked in.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers had a dream about two slices of bread getting married.

Apparently, the ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky tries, but fails to use his loaf when thinking up his puns.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Wol thinks her puns are the best things since sliced mouse