Post a lie about the poster above.

[All uphill]

Roger lives in a big fish tank; he says we all will soon. He has a little song about it that goes like this:

" This is the dawning of the age of aquarium, age of aquarium".

 

[Rocky]

Uppers has just realised that the greatest ever song about tortoises was recorded 40 years ago this year.....................

Turtle Eclipse of the Heart.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky likes the song about singing fish
"Salmon chanted evening........"

 

[All uphill]

Don't let @Fab Foodie know we're onto fishy puns!

 

[All uphill]

650 sings " There's a plaice for us"

I'll skate quickly over that

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill talks a load of pollacks.

 

[stephec]

When he was once asked if he was on a see food diet Rog replied, 'nah, I don't like fish.'

True story, a young girl who I used to work with, she wasn't the sharpest tool in the box, once gave me that reply.

 

[Rocky]

Steph’s mate, Joe has lost a lot of weight on the new Dolly Parton diet.

It's made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean.

 

[All uphill]

Poor Rocky was feeling heavy and old. He wanted to lose weight and years so he went to a mass age parlour.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill put on so much lockdown weight that he has his own gravitational field, and the Russians claim to have landed a probe on his surface.

 

[stephec]

Speaking of probes, Rog is desperately waiting for the day when the Martians land and look for subjects for their experiments.

 

[Rocky]

Not many people know this, but Steph has lived on Mars for years………..


mind you, all that sugar has taken a toll on his teeth.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky shouted out in class that he wanted to live on another rock orbiting the sun.

His teacher said "Planet".

Rocky replied " Of course I'll planet. Got to build a rocket for starters".

 

[Rocky]

Uppers has been caught by his neighbour attaching a rocket engine to a deer - indeed he was reported to the RSPCA for this despicable behaviour...

Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.

 

[Speicher]

One of Rocky's favourite singers is Elkie Brooks.