Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Roger does not like the fox's glacier mints as they are too cold.

 

[Rocky]

I’ve just heard that Wol accidentally ate her cat's food last night

Don't ask meow

 

[All uphill]

Rocky ate his canary's food.

He said it was going cheep.

 

[Rocky]

The old lady next door to Uppers likes to prank him by pretending to choke on her food.

It’s an old gag

 

[All uphill]

Rocky's neighbours have put up a 20ft wall with barbed wire and spotlights between their houses.

He is beginning to think he may have upset them somehow.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill signs up for junk mail and free samples in his neighbours' name. Every morning, they get a tidal wave of it through the door while he watches through the net curtains.

 

[All uphill]

Roger is building an extension to his home made out of junk mail. He says that he will wallpaper it with Domino's flyers because he likes the colours.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher went to the South Pole and found the penguins there were chewy and not at all chocolatey.

Right from when I was a kid, whenever anyone talks about 'The North Pole' or 'The South Pole', I still imagine a massive Ice Pole sticking out the ground. It is usually a red one.😆

All uphill signs up for junk mail and free samples in his neighbours' name. Every morning, they get a tidal wave of it through the door while he watches through the net curtains.

Rog lives on the tokens from Farmfoods.
People have told him he can buy things with them, but he just loves to dine on that paper!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Roger is building an extension to his home made out of junk mail. He says that he will wallpaper it with Domino's flyers because he likes the colours.

AU is still dreaming of the day that he finally wins the Reader's Digest prize draw!

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug once won a lifetime's supply of spam fritters. It turned out to be a single fritter, because no-one ever wants one again.

 

[All uphill]

Does that still exist?

Doug reported that magazine to trading standards. He said it should be called "Reader's Indigestion".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Does that still exist?

Doug reported that magazine to trading standards. He said it should be called "Reader's Indigestion".

I have no idea... It's your dream, so you tell us! 😆

 

[All uphill]

I have no idea... It's your dream, so you tell us! 😆

And if you did tell me I'd not know whether it was a lie!

PS It is still going.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

And if you did tell me I'd not know whether it was a lie!

PS It is still going.

AU is now thinking about being a little bit cautious after the debacle with the Nigerian General, his financially deprived Russian Girlfriend and Microsoft Windows Tech Support.

 

[Rocky]

Doug thinks that phishing is what he is after 12 pints of heavy.