Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug thinks that phishing is what he is after 12 pints of heavy.

Rockay will simply chug 12 pints of heavy with no ill effects.
His record is 47 seconds.

Don't EVER give him a Wafer Thin Mint though.

 

[Rocky]

Doug, like his friend the Pope, drinks crème de menthe in pints. However, unlike the Pope, he has no one to carry him home in a sedan chair, so has to stagger from lamppost to lamppost.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug, like his friend the Pope, drinks crème de menthe in pints. However, unlike the Pope, he has no one to carry him home in a sedan chair, so has to stagger from lamppost to lamppost.

Rockay just uses the Police as his personal taxi

 

[Rocky]

Doug knows this because many a time have we shared a cell in the local custody suite.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug knows this because many a time have we shared a cell in the local custody suite.

This is meant to be a lie!

I just wish you'd stop hogging the toilet too!

 

[All uphill]

Doug and Rocky are long lost twins who meet each other 30 years later on social media. They fall in love before discovering their amazing secret.

Appearing in a cinema near you NOW!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug and Rocky are long lost twins who meet each other 30 years later on social media. They fall in love before discovering their amazing secret.

Appearing in a cinema near you NOW!

AU is jealous, he's been hankering for a Bert and Ernie type relationship all of his life.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug transitioned from a man to a woman, then back again, via a chimpanzee. He enjoyed throwing poo at people when he was a chimpanzee, but missed being allowed into Nando's.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug transitioned from a man to a woman, then back again, via a chimpanzee. He enjoyed throwing poo at people when he was a chimpanzee, but missed being allowed into Nando's.

Rog... Putting the 'BLT' into LGBTQ+

 

[Rocky]

Doug loves acronyms. He's also a compulsive blogger. I'm trying to figure out a suitable abbreviation for his latest travel piece:

Wonderful Adventure North Kent

- where he describes his trip through oast houses and hop farms.



(Wol if you think I'm being naughty again, feel free to delete it - and me, if necessary. I'll understand)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug loves acronyms. He's also a compulsive blogger. I'm trying to figure out a suitable abbreviation for his latest travel piece:

Wonderful Adventure North Kent

- where he describes his trip through oast houses and hop farms.



(Wol if you think I'm being naughty again, feel free to delete it - and me, if necessary. I'll understand)

Back when he was a girl, growing up in Australia, Rocketta attended the University of Canberra and played Netball for them.

Yes, she was a... Dare I say it... She was a (member of the) Canberra University Netball Team.

 

[Rocky]

Back when he was a girl, growing up in Australia, Rocketta attended the University of Canberra and played Netball for them.

Yes, she was a... Dare I say it... She was a (member of the) Canberra University Netball Team.

Doug (and Rocky) are very close to being victims of cancel culture........and in my opinion they both deserve everything they get

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug (and Rocky) are very close to being victims of cancel culture........and in my opinion they both deserve everything they get

Rocketta then got a job with the railways, so was used to Cancel Culture.

 

[All uphill]

Sometimes Rocky and Doug bring out the best in each other.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill is filming a remake of Brokeback Mountain with Rocky and Doug. Two fine cowboy names.