Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Roger is an exemplary member of CC.

He has a Dawes Galaxy key ring.

What about the doors on your Ford Galaxy?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Wol is the proud owner of Ford Prefect's dressing gown

 

[All uphill]

26 was told off for the way he emphasised his partner's name. This happened before he had even dressed.

He got a dressing down in his dressing gown for stressing a noun.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers is worried that this punning might be contagious. He thinks he’s got a textually transmitted disease.

 

[All uphill]

Uppers is worried that this punning might be contagious. He thinks he’s got a textually transmitted

Rocky worked on this fearless pun to give us peerless fun.

He bust be mored.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill is actually from Uzbekistan and all the jokes on here go over his head.

 

[Rocky]

Roger was recently stopped for speeding. The policeman took out his note pad and asked for his name and details. He said "Rogerzilla Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch".

The cop put away his book and pen, and said, "Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."

 

[All uphill]

Rocky. Poetic, splenetic and emetic.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill. Melancholic, alcoholic and shambolic.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

All uphill. Melancholic, alcoholic and shambolic.

Roger... Always in bed by 9.30pm with a cup of cocoa and a Biggles book

 

[Rocky]

Doug has always wondered why Biggles ejaculated rather than simply exclaiming...........but he guesses WE Johns is the only one with a solution to that query.

(I've reported this post to the Mods for rudeness, bad taste and being very very naughty)

 

[All uphill]

Rocky's favourite WE John adventure book is
" Biggles Flies Undone".

 

[stephec]

AU is such a cad of the highest order that it's rumoured that he was once invited to join the Bullingdon Club.

 

[All uphill]

Stephec is also a CAD.

Computer Aided Design is responsible for his aerodynamic look.

 

[Rocky]

The following post might contain spoilers.......

Uppers has a wing fitted to the rear of his car, making it more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds.