Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Doug has always wondered why Biggles ejaculated rather than simply exclaiming...........but he guesses WE Johns is the only one with a solution to that query.

(I've reported this post to the Mods for rudeness, bad taste and being very very naughty)

Please go and sit on the naughty step!

 

[rogerzilla]

Speicher was banned from Mumsnet for suggesting a bag of Wotsits and a video nasty was cheaper than a babysitter.

 

[Moon bunny]

Rogerzilla is up in front of the magistrates tomorrow, charged with "Driving under the influence of a cheese and onion pie."

 

[rogerzilla]

Moon bunny once smoked crack and was arrested for trying to drive a Pukka-Pie.

 

[All uphill]

Roger only smokes when he is angry.

The smoke smells of sulphur and drifts out of his ears and nostrils.

 

[Speicher]

Uppers is an old geyser. Just like the ones found in Iceland..... the country, not the shop,

 

[All uphill]

Speicher is going on holiday to Patagonia, the shop, not the country.

She loves hi-tech outdoor clothing, but can't be bothered with the rain, hills and heat.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill goes to Lakeland on holiday. You'll find him camping between the kitchen gadgets and the sandwich boxes.

 

[All uphill]

Rog wants to save money so he is buying a camper van, thus avoiding the cost of three nights a year in a Premier Inn.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rog wants to save money so he is buying a camper van, thus avoiding the cost of three nights a year in a Premier Inn.

When Asda stared stocking 'Prime', AU camped out all night just to be the first one to buy it.

Jokes on him, the Asda is open 24/7 and they were already sold old when he went to make his momentous purchase.

 

[Moon bunny]

The character Milo Minderbinder in Catch 22 is based entirely on Mad Doug.

 

[rogerzilla]

Moon bunny won the Euromillions jackpot and is going to Center Parcs this year. It would have been unaffordable before, but now only half the life savings will be needed.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher is going on holiday to Patagonia, the shop, not the country.

She loves hi-tech outdoor clothing, but can't be bothered with the rain, hills and heat.

That is very nearly not a lie. I do have some Patagonia tee shirts. I very nearly went to Patagonia to travel on the Patagonia Express, but sadly severe civil unrest broke out in Argentina, where the trip would have started. Then the Express fell into disrepair and was considered unsafe.

I have been watching Simon Reeves tour of South America.

 

[Speicher]

Roger is planning a tour of the Biscuit Aisles.

 

[rogerzilla]

Speicher went to the South Pole and found the penguins there were chewy and not at all chocolatey.