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[Speicher]

Doug loves acronyms. He's also a compulsive blogger. I'm trying to figure out a suitable abbreviation for his latest travel piece:

Wonderful Adventure North Kent

- where he describes his trip through oast houses and hop farms.



(Wol if you think I'm being naughty again, feel free to delete it - and me, if necessary. I'll understand)

I thought you were still on the naughty step!

 

[stephec]

Speicher makes a nice little income at weekends as a Supernanny impersonator, it's almost caused Rocky and MDB to declare bankruptcy.

 

[Rocky]

Steph is an archaeologist and sadly he’s just been made bankrupt.

His career is in ruins.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph is an archaeologist and sadly he’s just been made bankrupt.

His career is in ruins.

Rocky went to visit some old ruins the other day there.
Very old and in need of repair... The Cyclechat group ride went great!



... Yes, I know, I know, I am being too polite!

 

[Rocky]

Every time the National League football scores come on the radio, Doug waits for the Wrexham result……he then shouts - Wrecks them, darn near ruins them.

He’s been saying this every week of the football season since 1953

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Every time the National League football scores come on the radio, Doug waits for the Wrexham result……he then shouts - Wrecks them, darn near ruins them.

He’s been saying this every week of the football season since 1953

The first time Rockay heard a Bum joke, it absolutely rect'um

 

[stephec]

One time that MDB had been on the magic mushrooms he swore that the toilet was telling him dirty jokes, I think that it's because he such a fan of toilet humour.

 

[rogerzilla]

Stephec makes designer drugs from household chemicals and sells them on the dark web.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec sold bleach to Donald Trump.

Unfortunately, he (Trump) didn't inject it or even drink it!

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug has made this thread very difficult......I simply can't think of any joke about Trump

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky does Trump's fake tan. He also supplies the Irn-Bru factory.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky does Trump's fake tan. He also supplies the Irn-Bru factory.

Being as black as a raven and with white hair cut in a crew - cut, Rog has a staring rolé down the Guinness Factory Rog knows I am merely Biden my time here until I can think of something to say!

 

[Rocky]

Doug has written his Oscars speech.....it's short and sweet (like Doug) and goes like this:

"I have to thank my arms for always being at my side, my legs for supporting me and my fingers because i could always count on them."

 

[All uphill]

Rocky's acceptance speech credits the punishment he had at school, the pundits who spotted his talent and the punic wars for teaching him to always punch above his weight.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill cosplays Leonidas of Sparta, mainly by kicking the postman down the well.