Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Doug has looked out of the window. It is cloudy and raining outside, and he has just realised that he ate the last piece of cheese in the fridge.

Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has been practising cycling as fast as he can round a short circuit while eating a cheese butty.

The name of this race - the cheese and omnium.

 

[Rocky]

Wol is a moderator for a website that is dedicated to revealing secret recipes that contain vegetables that are in the same family as onion and garlic and are especially good with potatoes.

It is called wikileeks.com.

 

[ExBrit]

Why doesn't Rocky trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

 

[stephec]

I'm not saying EB is a bit dense but his atomic number isn't far off infinity.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'm not saying EB is a bit dense but his atomic number isn't far off infinity.

Stephec has so much mass, that he is the only thing known to Science big enough that can stop a Black Hole.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker misheard the news about the Hadron Collider.

eh? what

He thought they said colander.

 

[Rocky]

Wol’s pet duck unfortunately got caught in the Large Hadron Colander. It now goes quark quark quark.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Wol’s pet duck unfortunately got caught in the Large Hadron Colander. It now goes quark quark quark.

Rocky used to be a Pirate back in the day and was the Ship's Doctor Surgeon Designated First Aider, because, well, you can never be too careful with those jaggy hook things.

Anyway, one day, one of his crew members collapsed and needed CPR.
The Captain kept saying to Rocky

'Get a pulse, arr, get a pulse, arr!!'

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB has a lot of trouble rolling his Rs. Otherwise he would have got through the interview to be a Pan's Person

 

[rogerzilla]

26 auditioned for the "Mr Lifto" part in the Jim Rose Circus and still has the scars.

 

[Rocky]

Roger’s circus hired what has to be the world's worst human cannon ball.

Unfortunately he's unionised so Rog can't even fire him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Roger’s circus hired what has to be the world's worst human cannon ball.

Unfortunately he's unionised so Rog can't even fire him.

Rocky is speaking about himself. He's the unionised cannon ball.

 

[stephec]

MDB is such a big fan of the Cannonball Run films that he has a tattoo of Sammy Davis Jnr and Dean Martin on each buttock.

 

[rogerzilla]

Stephec often dresses as a priest.