Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is effluent in many languages.

Down the local sewerage farm (why do they called it a 'farm'?), Speicher is Chief Jobby Jabber when there is a blockage in the equipment.

 

[stephec]

MDB is legally obliged to phone the coastguard for permission to flush.

I believe that it's something to do with him being a danger to shipping in the Irish Sea.

 

[Rocky]

Steph has a massive fat ball.


I was going to type: Steph has a massive fat ball blocking the sewage system in his locality caused by people tipping their cooking oil down the sink. …. But I prefer a bit of brevity

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockay's
Is in The Albert Hall...

 

[All uphill]

Doug has trouble with fur balls; he coughs them up eventually.

He really should clean his clothes in a washing machine instead of imitating his cat.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill superglues pound coins to the pavement and makes YouTube videos of people trying to pick them up.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rog, the only known person ever to swallow a full size snooker ball whole and live to tell the tale!

 

[Emanresu]

On Craggy Island, he's known as Deidre - but only at weekends and bank holidays.

 

[Rocky]

I like the way E’s avatar describes his/her bowel movements……..regular today!! And that’s a good thing. It’s a lesson for us all to keep up our intake of roughage.

 

[All uphill]

When Rocky was a lad his mum was called to school to be told that he had given a couple of his classmates a beating for no apparent reason.

Rocky explained the school doctor had told him to increase his roughage.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill hangs round outside audax controls and beats up participants if they don't give him their dinner money (whatever a Ginsters and Frijj is these days at a petrol station).

 

[All uphill]

Rog also likes pies. He eats an offal lot of them.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill raids the bins behind Mr Brain's faggot factory and sells the waste to kebab vans.

 

[Rocky]

Rog just learned that an octopus’s brain is wrapped around its oesophagus. Now that’s food for thought. Or is it thought for food?

 

[Rocky]

By the way, if anyone wonders where Doug is, he’s teaching his feet to push those huge stones across the ice. Now that is embarrassing, in fact it’s toe curling.