Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB knows from experience. He's very limber.

Being a member of Circe du Solei, EB has witnessed a long and very sorry line of injured ex performers who have tried.

 

[ExBrit]

MDB worked in the circus as a human cannonball. When he retired they couldn't find a replacement of the same caliber.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB worked in the circus as a human cannonball. When he retired they couldn't find a replacement of the same caliber.

BOOM BOOM... No, wait...

Anyway, EB is actually a young woman who, bored with her life, decided to embark on a new career as a Lion Tamer.

Her up and coming book about her exciting, but also sometimes touching tale, called

'The Pride Of Miss Jean Brodie'

Will go on sale later this month in all mane book retailers!

 

[ExBrit]

MDB won the Oscar Wilde prize for extreme punning. Or was it the one for butt plugs? I forget.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB won the Oscar Wilde prize for extreme punning. Or was it the one for butt plugs? I forget.

EB knows that if I am unkind to her now, that she'll brandish a fierce Lion at me, aarrgghh!

 

[Rocky]

Mad Doug also had a career as a lion tamer. Many of you will remember him going under the stage name of Claude Balzac

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug also had a career as a lion tamer. Many of you will remember him going under the stage name of Claude Balzac

Rocky misses his wild youth as he knows all about Claude Balzacs', especially those he inflicted on other guys

 

[Rocky]

Doug has often used pseudonyms in his job as optician to Royalty. I fear his current one of Kent C Strait might be taking the mick.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has often used pseudonyms in his job as optician to Royalty. I fear his current one of Kent C Strait might be taking the mick.

Due to being part of a strange and secretive scientific experiment, Rocky is conditioned to sweat uncontrollably when ever he hears the name Russell Hobbes 'Prince Andrew'.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky is campaigning to convince us this existence is all an illusion.

His pseudonym and speech title are:

Mary Lee Merrilee
"Life is but a dream"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is campaigning to convince us this existence is all an illusion.

His pseudonym and speech title are:

Mary Lee Merrilee
"Life is but a dream"

AU exists exclusively for Dairylea.

When they cease production, so he will eventually cease to exist - He'll gradually disappear, getting fainter and fainter as his source of power diminishes further and further, until he is nothing more than a single point of light, before it too goes out, never to be seen again.

 

[All uphill]

Doug is planning a speedy tour of England; Wenslydale, Cheddar and Stilton are all on his route.

Look out for him - he's quick. He'll be past your eyes before you know it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is planning a speedy tour of England; Wenslydale, Cheddar and Stilton are all on his route.

Look out for him - he's quick. He'll be past your eyes before you know it.

AU really does love to milk that joke

 

[All uphill]

AU really does love to milk that joke

Doug doesn't like my humour?

Hard cheese.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AU - Edam well knows I... Don't