Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Rog has very unholy thoughts about Jenny Agutter in her Call the Midwife costume, he also has some very dirty habits.

 

[All uphill]

Stephec is more beastly than priestly.

 

[stephec]

AU still won't admit that bashing the Bishop isn't acceptable behaviour in polite company.

 

[All uphill]

Stephec was told to take off his habit, but he was having nun of it. He just sat and whimple'd

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill's favourite film includes young nuns, goats, people in Nazi uniforms, and lots of kids.

It sounds bad when you describe it like that.

 

[Rocky]

Guess how many times Ron has seen The Sound of Music.



Nun.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky used to go to Sing-along-a-Sound of Music shows dressed as a Nazi, as is the done thing. The pale blue Hermann Göring dress uniform was a bit much, though.

 

[Rocky]

Rog's father downed 22 German fighter planes in WW2.


He was the worst mechanic in the Luftwaffe.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky's grandad, a docker by training, was George S. Patton's swearing coach.

 

[Rocky]

Rog is unable to stop swearing no matter how hard he tries.


It truly is a curse.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky never swears.

In extreme situations he has been known to take the name of his deity in vain saying " For Justin Bieber's sake!"

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill was a Belieber until he discovered K-pop.

 

[Speicher]

For breakfast today, Rog had Special K pop.

 

[Rocky]

This morning for breakfast, Wol made a Belgian waffle.

For lunch, she’s planning to make a Dutch person talk gibberish.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is effluent in many languages.